Soon, he'll jump off the roof of the White House? Suddenly, the guy's a genius!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it: Gen Z is so fucking stupid to have never come up with an infinite money glitch! Retailers are asking: Why can't you magically pull the consumer spending money out of your asses?!

How do you appeal to the general resentment people have towards capitalism while keeping things fascist?! Force Bezos and Musk and Thiel to become participants in the running man?! Like, who would turn to lamp shades and soap bars?! CEOs that fucked up on their quarterly earnings?!

I don't think chess is straight coded. The most powerful piece is literally called the queen. A queen fond of cornering a big man across board.

Release the Epstein files, I am not distracted by the jingle of your keys.

That city closes down just to give VIP access to the people who disproportionately contribute to its eventual drowning and ban the people who try to save it.

Stay at home protesting has formidable potential: While an outdoor protest can be easily surrounded, the sheer asymmetrical implications of having to send pigs at every house is unthinkable. We will always outnumber Them, kudos to anyone that uses this advantage.

Lolz. Damn shame he didn't take it further by giving us municipalities. 100 million users all coming from Fort Meade would have been a nice reveal....

I think it's because quipping at publishers is a little too "self publishing is cool" or adjacent to that and if you don't actively advocate for being an underpaid bitch/slave for legacy media, ppl might realize you get better margins otherwise in a game where 60%+ of books are in digital format.

Skull and Bones hazing ritual, 1945

Lemme guess, Giuliani and his imaginary friends?!

Shhiiiiitttt! Back in 70's too?! Fuck man, I'm surprised Darth Vader didn't die of a respirator malfunction the moment he met her!

We totally genocided the fuck out of Canada before building anything, including the Grand Trunk railway which was preceded by the ecocide of the prairies. Fascists like to think they're strong and don't mince words, then become the first to cry the moment they see past examples of hate come to life.

There's a whole generation of men who were scammed out of growing up properly. One can only hope they unsub from the hustler academies when they realize the Ferrari requires too much psychopathy as down payment. But I don't know, man...I think more than few might blackpill from the heartbreak.

Let them diddle kids is the modern version of let them eat cake

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Crackhead done taking a hit says everything is going all right!

Lemme guess, Epstein was close friends with him?

"Bring in" is not the same as "welcome in". If you qualify for H1B, don't come to the US until that orange haired bastard apologized for mistreating immigrants, reversed every decision and closed every immigration detention facility. Otherwise, you'll feel like a black man going into a sundown town.

If you keep repeating the same lie, people will start believing it. Of course, this gets harder to pull off when you become senile and you forget your lies. I wonder if Trump might get so tired of remembering his own bs that he just starts speaking the truth and loses all game face from burnout.