What alternate reality did I find myself in? This cannot be real

Yeah. I'm a gift giver not so much a gift receiver, so when people spend money on me and buy me actual things (ex: a plushie) I'm just like "oh, uh, okay then"

All of my friends know that the best gift to give me is a good meal. I don't particularly need nor want objects, but I'm always down for food.

Any advice for a fellow big girl trying to lose some pounds?

He's just a little guy