OsakaJack
@osakajack.bsky.social
Yes, THAT OsakaJack.
US immigrant living in Japan.
US immigrant living in Japan.
Student 1 kicks table
Me, trying to set up a game for the end of class, “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S1- does it again
M- “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S2- kicks
M- “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S3- kicks
M- “Okay. No game. Get out. We’re done.”
All of them have the NERVE to be:
Me, trying to set up a game for the end of class, “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S1- does it again
M- “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S2- kicks
M- “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S3- kicks
M- “Okay. No game. Get out. We’re done.”
All of them have the NERVE to be:
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Student 1 kicks table
Me, trying to set up a game for the end of class, “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S1- does it again
M- “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S2- kicks
M- “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S3- kicks
M- “Okay. No game. Get out. We’re done.”
All of them have the NERVE to be:
Me, trying to set up a game for the end of class, “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S1- does it again
M- “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S2- kicks
M- “Stop. Don’t kick the table.”
S3- kicks
M- “Okay. No game. Get out. We’re done.”
All of them have the NERVE to be:
@zaichishka.bsky.social So, this post tickled some memory in my brain, and at 2AM, I went digging in boxes in my closet and found… this.
A Gameboy Advance game. Spy Muppets: License to Croak.
It exists.
A Gameboy Advance game. Spy Muppets: License to Croak.
It exists.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
@zaichishka.bsky.social So, this post tickled some memory in my brain, and at 2AM, I went digging in boxes in my closet and found… this.
A Gameboy Advance game. Spy Muppets: License to Croak.
It exists.
A Gameboy Advance game. Spy Muppets: License to Croak.
It exists.
Well, I went out and touched grass.
Frankly, I didn't notice a difference in the day. Not recommended.
Frankly, I didn't notice a difference in the day. Not recommended.
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Well, I went out and touched grass.
Frankly, I didn't notice a difference in the day. Not recommended.
Frankly, I didn't notice a difference in the day. Not recommended.
TWENTY PERCENT CHANCE MY ASS!
This is a COMMON event for me.
This is a COMMON event for me.
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
TWENTY PERCENT CHANCE MY ASS!
This is a COMMON event for me.
This is a COMMON event for me.
post a non-religious image you think of as holy
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
post a non-religious image you think of as holy
I completely agree with this.
I honestly thought my antidepressants were no longer effective Mon night.
And getting some wins really helped.
But what REALLY helped? Seeing other people, like this guy, who have felt the same recently.
We're not alone. We're just exhausted.
I honestly thought my antidepressants were no longer effective Mon night.
And getting some wins really helped.
But what REALLY helped? Seeing other people, like this guy, who have felt the same recently.
We're not alone. We're just exhausted.
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I completely agree with this.
I honestly thought my antidepressants were no longer effective Mon night.
And getting some wins really helped.
But what REALLY helped? Seeing other people, like this guy, who have felt the same recently.
We're not alone. We're just exhausted.
I honestly thought my antidepressants were no longer effective Mon night.
And getting some wins really helped.
But what REALLY helped? Seeing other people, like this guy, who have felt the same recently.
We're not alone. We're just exhausted.
The year that came out, I comissioned a fav artist of mine to draw Gadget as the role of 4 great movies from that year, Jin Erso was one of them. I think it's a necessary connector for the Star Wars universe, and I was really moved by the storytelling.
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The year that came out, I comissioned a fav artist of mine to draw Gadget as the role of 4 great movies from that year, Jin Erso was one of them. I think it's a necessary connector for the Star Wars universe, and I was really moved by the storytelling.
I swear to you, after hearing Pelosi was leaving, I messaged a friend with this:
MAKE YOUR WISHES, PEOPLE!
MAKE YOUR WISHES, PEOPLE!
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I swear to you, after hearing Pelosi was leaving, I messaged a friend with this:
MAKE YOUR WISHES, PEOPLE!
MAKE YOUR WISHES, PEOPLE!
As expected, it is a grift. It was never about news, or even their bigoted headline.
It was trying to make money on racists and people who think they’re dunking on racists by buying this.
It was trying to make money on racists and people who think they’re dunking on racists by buying this.
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
As expected, it is a grift. It was never about news, or even their bigoted headline.
It was trying to make money on racists and people who think they’re dunking on racists by buying this.
It was trying to make money on racists and people who think they’re dunking on racists by buying this.
“We gotta make him seem scary. Oh, put those communism symbols around him!”
“…but we’re calling him socialist…”
“The racists who read us have no idea what the difference is and think those words are still pejorative slurs! Throw a Marx reference in there as well!”
“…but we’re calling him socialist…”
“The racists who read us have no idea what the difference is and think those words are still pejorative slurs! Throw a Marx reference in there as well!”
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
“We gotta make him seem scary. Oh, put those communism symbols around him!”
“…but we’re calling him socialist…”
“The racists who read us have no idea what the difference is and think those words are still pejorative slurs! Throw a Marx reference in there as well!”
“…but we’re calling him socialist…”
“The racists who read us have no idea what the difference is and think those words are still pejorative slurs! Throw a Marx reference in there as well!”
Sigh.
Goodbye best classroom decorations season.
Hope to see you again next year.
Goodbye best classroom decorations season.
Hope to see you again next year.
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Sigh.
Goodbye best classroom decorations season.
Hope to see you again next year.
Goodbye best classroom decorations season.
Hope to see you again next year.
Fellow Japan-ites!
Do you have a kid?
Free ice cream at Burger King Japan tomorrow from 14:00-18:00 if they go in and say, “Trick or Treat”!
Do you have a kid?
Free ice cream at Burger King Japan tomorrow from 14:00-18:00 if they go in and say, “Trick or Treat”!
October 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Fellow Japan-ites!
Do you have a kid?
Free ice cream at Burger King Japan tomorrow from 14:00-18:00 if they go in and say, “Trick or Treat”!
Do you have a kid?
Free ice cream at Burger King Japan tomorrow from 14:00-18:00 if they go in and say, “Trick or Treat”!
My eyes are rolling so hard I think I just invented a new fitness routine.
![Screenshot of a tweet from the White House. The actual gov't account.
A video of a helicopter landing next to jets with an overcast sky.
"First in WAR, First in PEACE.
There's no Navy even close. [American flag emoji]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7jgckqci5ae247ne7lnturwp/bafkreidkunocuxosbmq5izg3ejch6judvatfrp6ufg5oikaxx3f3pmwqna@jpeg)
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My eyes are rolling so hard I think I just invented a new fitness routine.
Happy Halloween.
Leia did NOT like the hat.
Leia did NOT like the hat.
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy Halloween.
Leia did NOT like the hat.
Leia did NOT like the hat.
Rode my bike around the lake this evening. I haven't done that in years. I missed it.
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Rode my bike around the lake this evening. I haven't done that in years. I missed it.
Fucking… social media circle hatefuck jerk on the US Embassy twitter account today
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Fucking… social media circle hatefuck jerk on the US Embassy twitter account today
She is content.
I can find some purpose & sense of accomplishment in that.
I can find some purpose & sense of accomplishment in that.
October 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
She is content.
I can find some purpose & sense of accomplishment in that.
I can find some purpose & sense of accomplishment in that.
Fellow Japan-ites, forgive me.
This is not at ALL traditional or healthy or… right, but it is SO GOOD.
This is not at ALL traditional or healthy or… right, but it is SO GOOD.
October 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Fellow Japan-ites, forgive me.
This is not at ALL traditional or healthy or… right, but it is SO GOOD.
This is not at ALL traditional or healthy or… right, but it is SO GOOD.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
It’s 14C with a chilly rain.
I was gonna toughen it out, but look at this. She’s cold enough that she begged to be let under the blankets all night.
The heater goes on.
I was gonna toughen it out, but look at this. She’s cold enough that she begged to be let under the blankets all night.
The heater goes on.
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It’s 14C with a chilly rain.
I was gonna toughen it out, but look at this. She’s cold enough that she begged to be let under the blankets all night.
The heater goes on.
I was gonna toughen it out, but look at this. She’s cold enough that she begged to be let under the blankets all night.
The heater goes on.