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@orthobob.bsky.social
Austin-based curmudgeonly Englishman reinventing himself as last year's thing. Likes 16th century Flemish art, Marmite, and some other stuff.
He's "coming right on through."
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
He's "coming right on through."
Nightmare on... what street does he live on?
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nightmare on... what street does he live on?
Already my favourite Panto Poster Podcast, and you can quote me on that.
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Already my favourite Panto Poster Podcast, and you can quote me on that.
Oh boy. Nothing can prepare you for the "Aroused Mix": "My mum's out for a few hours..."
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Oh boy. Nothing can prepare you for the "Aroused Mix": "My mum's out for a few hours..."
Has your breath ever been taken though?
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Has your breath ever been taken though?
Just about everything.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just about everything.
Just buy your own scalpel and a big bottle of lidocaine. Think of the savings!
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Just buy your own scalpel and a big bottle of lidocaine. Think of the savings!
Mr Bigshot here splashed out $13 on a puck screen that should come today. I'm running out of the <$40 gizmos...
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Mr Bigshot here splashed out $13 on a puck screen that should come today. I'm running out of the <$40 gizmos...
Now you're talking. Although the Gaggimate Pro...
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Now you're talking. Although the Gaggimate Pro...
But did we ever find out why he couldn't touch it?
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
But did we ever find out why he couldn't touch it?
Fairly atrocious. Probably only bearable if you watch the Mystery Theater 3000 episode.
Mitchell (1975) - Trailer
YouTube video by Grindhouse Movie Trailers
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Fairly atrocious. Probably only bearable if you watch the Mystery Theater 3000 episode.
Rewatching after seeing the previous Ian Kennedy Martin /Joe Don Baker funfest (MITCHELL, 1975) adds a certain something.
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Rewatching after seeing the previous Ian Kennedy Martin /Joe Don Baker funfest (MITCHELL, 1975) adds a certain something.
I want to hear their version of "Baggy Trousers."
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I want to hear their version of "Baggy Trousers."
It's like overhearing a rather personal conversation on the bus and slowly realising it isn't very interesting.
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It's like overhearing a rather personal conversation on the bus and slowly realising it isn't very interesting.
They'd put him in jail if he did that today.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
They'd put him in jail if he did that today.
"Praise me more, little man, praise me more."
October 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Praise me more, little man, praise me more."
Chocolate -redefined as a colour not a flavour.
October 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Chocolate -redefined as a colour not a flavour.
Welcome to the Turd Reich.
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Welcome to the Turd Reich.