Orteil
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i made Cookie Clicker. it was an accident
we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)
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I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3
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October 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3
animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference
July 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference
if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thanks!
eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
eci.ec.europa.eu
June 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thanks!
eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
Cookie Clicker is an idle game for browsers, desktop, android, nintendo switch, xbox and playstation
May 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Cookie Clicker is an idle game for browsers, desktop, android, nintendo switch, xbox and playstation
imagine if sandwiches got invented by any other earl than Sandwich. yeah i'm eating a cucumber shrewsbury
May 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
imagine if sandwiches got invented by any other earl than Sandwich. yeah i'm eating a cucumber shrewsbury
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The european citizens' initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU only has 250k signatures and needs to amass 1 million in the next 7 days... If you live in the EU, please sign it (you can't otherwise); if you don't, please share it around.
Si l'initiative citoyenne européenne visant à interdire les thérapies de conversion dans toute l'UE ne récolte pas 1 million de signatures d'ici 10 jours, elle échouera malheureusement...
eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
eci.ec.europa.eu
May 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The european citizens' initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU only has 250k signatures and needs to amass 1 million in the next 7 days... If you live in the EU, please sign it (you can't otherwise); if you don't, please share it around.
it's easter so if you play cookie clicker on android you get to see me in the rabbit fursuit right now
April 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
it's easter so if you play cookie clicker on android you get to see me in the rabbit fursuit right now
they don't talk about "blogosphere" or "netizens" anymore we're all just hapless companions of shit
March 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
they don't talk about "blogosphere" or "netizens" anymore we're all just hapless companions of shit
i carefully test my posts on tumblr first to make sure i only serve you guys the best
March 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i carefully test my posts on tumblr first to make sure i only serve you guys the best
learning music theory taking me places i don't feel safe in
March 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
learning music theory taking me places i don't feel safe in
i live for this shit
March 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i live for this shit
making software is about offering solutions. making video games is about offering problems
March 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
making software is about offering solutions. making video games is about offering problems
ohhh so that's how you pronounce alfajores
February 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
ohhh so that's how you pronounce alfajores
hey, we've patched Cookie Clicker with Danish and Norwegian support with Swedish coming soon!
we're also taking part in Steam's Idler Fest so we're currently 66% off! get it for yourself or a pal and never get anything done again! it's so so cheap!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
we're also taking part in Steam's Idler Fest so we're currently 66% off! get it for yourself or a pal and never get anything done again! it's so so cheap!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
February 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
hey, we've patched Cookie Clicker with Danish and Norwegian support with Swedish coming soon!
we're also taking part in Steam's Idler Fest so we're currently 66% off! get it for yourself or a pal and never get anything done again! it's so so cheap!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
we're also taking part in Steam's Idler Fest so we're currently 66% off! get it for yourself or a pal and never get anything done again! it's so so cheap!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
this was too on-brand for me not to buy it
February 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
this was too on-brand for me not to buy it
Artifact Acquired: Bag of Baked Poppets (cursed)
December 10, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Artifact Acquired: Bag of Baked Poppets (cursed)
the internet happened too fast i never even got to go to a cybercafe
December 10, 2024 at 3:05 PM
the internet happened too fast i never even got to go to a cybercafe
they just announced Tiny Glade 2: Bigass Glade
December 9, 2024 at 3:39 PM
they just announced Tiny Glade 2: Bigass Glade
decades of using microwave ovens, never made the mistake of leaving a single spoon or fork in there. yet i wonder
November 24, 2024 at 7:02 PM
decades of using microwave ovens, never made the mistake of leaving a single spoon or fork in there. yet i wonder
kids on roblox are inventing brand new monetization schemes that could kill an EA exec
November 17, 2024 at 3:07 PM
kids on roblox are inventing brand new monetization schemes that could kill an EA exec
this account's first proper announcement: Cookie Clicker on Steam now has proper Mac support! (still a very new addition so do let us know about any bugs or strangeness you may encounter!)
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
Cookie Clicker on Steam
An idle game about making cookies! Originally released in 2013 on the web, and actively developed since then. This is the official version for Steam.
store.steampowered.com
November 16, 2024 at 2:27 PM
this account's first proper announcement: Cookie Clicker on Steam now has proper Mac support! (still a very new addition so do let us know about any bugs or strangeness you may encounter!)
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
