Orson Yates
@orsonyates.bsky.social
ALPHA Wrestling’s Megastar. The Originator. Leader of the Yates Academy. // Efed account. Parody.
The month of May will have four challenges. Three down, one to go! Who’s next to step to the GOAT?
Find out next Thursday
Find out next Thursday
May 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The month of May will have four challenges. Three down, one to go! Who’s next to step to the GOAT?
Find out next Thursday
Find out next Thursday
Nice alliteration. You come up with that yourself or did you pay someone write it for you?
Boreson Yates and his bargain bin Brady Bunch group really think they’re something, huh?
March 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Nice alliteration. You come up with that yourself or did you pay someone write it for you?
“GOAT”
March 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“GOAT”
I’ve just now had some time to process it all. Obviously through the night I wasn’t fully aware of how the night started, but I heard rumblings.
I’m heartbroken for Ash and Britt, but I’m confident they’ll get their chance again in the Empress.
My focus turns to next week… Jon? Let’s run it back.
I’m heartbroken for Ash and Britt, but I’m confident they’ll get their chance again in the Empress.
My focus turns to next week… Jon? Let’s run it back.
February 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I’ve just now had some time to process it all. Obviously through the night I wasn’t fully aware of how the night started, but I heard rumblings.
I’m heartbroken for Ash and Britt, but I’m confident they’ll get their chance again in the Empress.
My focus turns to next week… Jon? Let’s run it back.
I’m heartbroken for Ash and Britt, but I’m confident they’ll get their chance again in the Empress.
My focus turns to next week… Jon? Let’s run it back.
ALPHA’s @caesarprince.bsky.social watching his idol from home in late 2024
February 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
ALPHA’s @caesarprince.bsky.social watching his idol from home in late 2024
This was a joke, btw
I’m going back to X.
You’re welcome, ALPHAverse.
February 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This was a joke, btw
I’m going back to X.
February 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m going back to X.
Reposted by Orson Yates
Nemesis: beaten
Weights: lifted
Shower: taken
Clue: gotten
Conditioner: in
Now all that's left is to show up on Warfare this Thursday and stake my claim.
Weights: lifted
Shower: taken
Clue: gotten
Conditioner: in
Now all that's left is to show up on Warfare this Thursday and stake my claim.
February 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Nemesis: beaten
Weights: lifted
Shower: taken
Clue: gotten
Conditioner: in
Now all that's left is to show up on Warfare this Thursday and stake my claim.
Weights: lifted
Shower: taken
Clue: gotten
Conditioner: in
Now all that's left is to show up on Warfare this Thursday and stake my claim.
This guy has been cut so many time from the ALPHA roster, I'm shocked he ain't bled to death
February 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This guy has been cut so many time from the ALPHA roster, I'm shocked he ain't bled to death