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orsino spazzatura 🍛
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nocturnal and omnivorous woodland creature

he/they

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did somebody say Wizard Wednesday? that's my boy
Kwain, Itinerant Meddler {W}{U} Legendary Creature — Rabbit Wizard {T}: Each player may draw a card, then each player who drew a card this way gains 1 life. “Why so slow, why so slow? Hurry up! You never know what you’ll find.” 1/3 Illustrated by Lucas Graciano
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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need more cards with fateseal. love to do an evil scry.
Mesmeric Sliver {3}{U} Creature — Sliver All Slivers have “When this permanent enters, you may fateseal 1.” (To fateseal 1, its controller looks at the top card of an opponent’s library, then they may put that card on the bottom of that library.) 2/2 Illustrated by Michael Bruinsma Spin into Myth {4}{U} Instant Put target creature on top of its owner’s library, then fateseal 2. (To fateseal 2, look at the top two cards of an opponent’s library, then put any number of them on the bottom of that player’s library and the rest on top in any order.) Illustrated by David Day
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Nine Lives Familiar did a good job today in monoblack aristocrats as what Warhammer players might call a "distraction Carnifex"
Nine-Lives Familiar {1}{B}{B} Creature — Cat This creature enters with eight revival counters on it if you cast it. When this creature dies, if it had a revival counter on it, return it to the battlefield with one fewer revival counter on it at the beginning of the next end step. Her master gathered the bones to resurrect her, only to find her purring on the altar. 1/1 Illustrated by Bram Sels
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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i can be your angle… or yuor devil
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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tearing apart the goose to get the golden eggs
Fred Wightman, Vice President, Investor Relations, Hasbro: I think I'll stick it there. We haven't shared with you the content lineup that we have for 2027 and beyond, but we also feel pretty darn good about the partners we have lined up. I mean, this is a great deal for Magic: The Gathering in terms of, hey, we get access to some of the premier IP in the world. It's a great opportunity for the partners because really there's never been an opportunity for them to access the trading card business, certainly at the scale Magic: The Gathering is delivering for them. We pretty much have had our pick of partners. I think if you can conceive of a collaboration that we could do with Magic: The Gathering, we probably have inked a deal or are in conversations on a deal on that.
October 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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favorite goofs:
Fade from History {2}{G}{G} Sorcery Each player who controls an artifact or enchantment creates a 2/2 green Bear creature token. Then destroy all artifacts and enchantments. After a long hibernation, Argoth began slowly recovering from the ravages of war. Illustrated by Alessandra Pisano Fangren Marauder {5}{G} Creature — Beast Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may gain 5 life. “The fangren fight without comfort of any kind. We can ask no less of ourselves.” —Tilien, Sylvok partisan 5/5 Watermark: Mirran Illustrated by James Ryman Disciple of the Vault {B} Creature — Human Cleric Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may have target opponent lose 1 life. He stands in the shadow of his lord, Geth, drinking in the dark energies of the Vault. 1/1 Illustrated by Matt Thompson Burden of Greed {3}{B} Instant Target player loses 1 life for each tapped artifact they control. “The one who dies with the most toys is still dead.” —Geth, keeper of the Vault Illustrated by Vance Kovacs
October 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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a second TCG has hit my wallet
a Gundam TCG "Wings of Advance" starter deck
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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building Temur blink and slipping in a Goblin Settler as a fun little goof
Goblin Settler {3}{R} Creature — Goblin When this creature enters, destroy target land. Be it ever so crumbled, there’s no place like home. 1/1 Illustrated by Carl Critchlow
October 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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if we're getting New York Block i demand Midwest Block
SS Edmund Fitzgerald {4} Legendary Artifact - Vehicle Islandwalk When SS Edmund Fitzgerald dies, search your library for a Saga card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. Crew 2 5/2 Gichi-Gami, Superior Legendary Land - Great Lake Gichi-Gami, Superior enters with three ice counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an ice counter from Gichi-Gami, Superior. {T}: Add {U}{U}. Activate only if Gichi-Gami, Superior has no ice counters on it. Emerald As Borer {G}{G} Creature - Insect Kicker {B}{B} When Emerald Ash Borer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, destroy target land. 1/1 ButterBurger® {3} Artifact - Food With Crinkle Cut Fries - {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card. With Wisconsin Cheese Curds - {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains trample until end of turn.
October 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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you ever just look at a Magic card and go "hell yeah"
Overeager Apprentice {2}{B} Creature — Human Minion Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Add {B}{B}{B}. Slow and steady may not always win the race, but at least it doesn’t end up splattered on the walls. 1/2 Illustrated by Ray Lago
October 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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underreported benefit of touching grass is that if you touch the right grass you can make stuff to eat
a yellow colander filled with cherry and plum tomatoes, cucamelons, and Anaheim peppers
September 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Dark Ritual gotta be in the running for Magic card with the best art, right? every printing a banger.
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Weatherlight, my beloved
Weatherlight {4} Legendary Artifact - Vehicle Flying Whenever Weatherlight deals combat damage to a player, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a historic card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Crew 3 4/5
August 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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when people said “oh, Hammond is way worse in the book” i didn’t realize they meant Crichton was just writing Donald Trump
excerpt from Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton (1990), a conversation between Alan Grant and John Hammond: "Oh yes, we bought it and started our operation oh, four or five years ago now. I forget exactly. Called Isla Nublar-big island, hundred miles offshore. Going to be a biological preserve. Wonderful place. Tropical jungle. You know, you ought to see it, Dr. Grant." "Sounds interesting," Grant said, "but actually—" "It's almost finished now, you know," Hammond said. "I've sent you some material about it. Did you get my material?" "No, but we're pretty far from—" "Maybe it'll come today. Look it over. The island's just beautiful. It's got everything. We've been in construction now thirty months. You can imagine. Big park. Opens in September next year. You really ought to go see it." "It sounds wonderful, but—" "As a matter of fact," Hammond said, "I'm going to insist you see it, Dr. Grant. I know you'd find it right up your alley. You'd find it fascinating.”
August 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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now that’s much better
screenshot of muting the phrase “Disco Elysium”
August 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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glued some sticks together
July 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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lots of good choices but i always come back to this Forest by Quinton Hoover
Classic Sixth Edition Forest
July 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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we did it
Winning Ticket in her signature race wear after unlocking her third star Post-race screen showing Winning Ticket winning the Japanese Derby Post-race screen showing Winning Ticket winning the URA Finale
July 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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they were roommates
Mejiro Ryan and Ines Fujin talking about doing their “pre-bed stretches”
July 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Let's Go King Halo You're The Best Umamusume In The World You're In Way Better Shape Than Tyler Black
King Halo leads a very complicated call and response chant.
July 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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always and forever, fuck Phil
tweet from Blackarot @heyiahkaj, in response to why people call CM Punk Phil and Pepsi Man: "it's Phil Brooks being a soft ass dickless crybaby completely unprovoked on a regular basis, not his on screen character CM Punk. idc about getting under his skin, that's not what hoops is about. that's not what hating is about. i do it for the love of the game. fuck Phil.
June 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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gotta be the Tony DiTerlizzi art from Mercadian Masques for me
a pale woman with a blue headscarf topped with shells holding her first two fingers to her temples. her eyes are closed and she smirks as golden runes ring her head. her black hair swirls out of the scarf behind her.
June 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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my beloved has returned to me
a grocery store display of Old Bay seasoned Goldfish crackers
June 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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i just think they’re neat
Magic: the Gathering Sixth Edition printings of Armored Pegasus, Wind Drake, Blood Pet, Mountain Goat, and Grizzly Bears
May 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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now that i've done my Fishing Pole shenanigans, the next card to figure out is this husky lad
Hans Eriksson {2}{R}{G} Legendary Creature — Human Scout Whenever Hans Eriksson attacks, reveal the top card of your library. If it’s a creature card, put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking defending player or a planeswalker they control. Otherwise, put that card into your hand. When you put a creature card onto the battlefield this way, it fights Hans Eriksson. “Nothing could ruin such a fine day, Saffi.” 1/4 Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast
May 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM