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OrphanPixels.bsky.social
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Theatre tech, tinkerer.
I was going to ask if you'd done a yak track but...
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This is why I love Lamphouse Theatre.

The kids are in the back garden playing with cardboard boxes!

#Theatre #Theatresky
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I hate when people put the tower away incorrectly.

There might be a "correct" way, but I use it every day so everyone else is wrong.

#Theatre #Theatresky
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Can't ship. Bezos knows I have an essay on human subjugation and the abject stupidity of his fucking LLM cooking.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
And he's a cunt.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh...
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We are in the Demolition Man future now. There's a Taco Bell in Bedford.
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Going to have to do a full rig check Monday. These frequencies do not mess about.

Frankenstein's creature would have to check his bolts after this.
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Everyone has covid. I'm only free of it because I exude an aura of suppressed anger that keeps most folk away. It will only last so long.
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Thug life.

Not even Happy Shopper but the good ones
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The Lady in the Van is done and struck.

Weird energy for a last show. One audience member cackling at the mildest of Bennett's mild observations.

Final act upon leaving the building was resetting the dishwasher. This evening's choke point.

I'm head of Tech.

#Theatresky #Theatre
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak.

Let's see what we can do with these digital lemmings.
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Or... And I know this is crazy talk. Left parties could pay attention and stop fielding status quo candidates.
October 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Someone just went.
"yeah, that'll do. Post it"

But she's on backwards.

"Post it, or lose your job!"
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I have welded and the welding sucks. So badly that I've had to abandon it for a mechanical join.
TBF I'm welding 1mm steel which was not the smartest start for a beginner.
Going to shave off my beard and ban Devil's Tattoo or derivatives thereof until the balance is redressed.
#theatre #theatresky
October 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is a hate crime.

#Theatresky #Theatre
October 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Watched Tron: Ares

All the way thru I'm seeing this.

I know why people keep going back but it's like Multiplicity, every version becomes a faded less smart iteration.

Note: Must watch Living in Oblivion again.
October 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A stair broke whilst I was heading up to move an antenna.

Told you.

Cursed.
October 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There's a squirrel either injured or nesting by the front door planter.
Then there's this cursed object.

Not the loo seat, they're renovating downstairs.

Rolf bastard Harris.

Terrified the house will have burnt down when I get back.
October 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
OK. If you insist.
October 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
October 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
October 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Operating tonight's show whilst reprogramming tomorrow's.
Converting it to single button operation.

Also have to find gels like some sort of caveman from the 2010s.

#Theatresky #Theatre
October 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
For the last couple of days a Red Kite has been patrolling around the theatre

Every time I hear it call I'm millimetres away from this.
October 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Hit this when I visited.
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM