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Dylan | Last Snow - Maketh Man | 🌈 Wee Conning 🌈
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HERE, QUEER, WANNABE BUCCANEER
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️♂️ 35. Stede-coded ADHD queer. Dog dad. Lover of emotionally devastating shows and middle aged men. PFP art by
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Feelings from a Convention's Close
Ed and Stede cosplayers in depression robes sit and pout. Stede has a blanket wrapped around their shoulders and over their head, while Ed stares at the floor and hugs his blanket. The Ed and Stede cosplayers lay face down on the floor, Stede closer to the camera. The cosplayers clutch their heads in their hands in despair, still laid face down on the ground.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Poster of season 2 Jim with a blue, cloud filled sky behind them, with the title Our Jim Means Jim in the OFMD font.
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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A glass of milk and two oreo-like cookies next to a milk carton bearing a missing person notice. The missing person pictured in greyscale is Alice Governmentname, missing since October 2nd 2025, last seen at Roxy Lanes bowling alley in Edinburgh.
November 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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A happy skeleton perched on a crate, wearing a rainbow lei and two stuffed pufferfish breasts. There are treasure chests (not only the bountiful, boobiful pufferfishies) scattered around it.
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Ed Teach with bangs, with the Edinburgh Fringe Festival logo modified to say just Ed Fringe.
August 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Happy, happy birthday to my dear @lizzyleo.bsky.social 💖🎂

You're a gem and a joy, and I can't wait to give you a big squish again~
July 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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OFMD OUTFIT. You are wearing Jim's beard and Anne Bonny's corset with Olu's crocs. You are with Roach at a haunted house. Smiling Roach, standing with his arms folded and one leg bent, foot resting against his other, straight calf. Next to him is some hairy, long-maned weirdo, standing naked but for Anne Bonny's corset, Olu's crocs and a clown emoji covering his crotch. They stand in front of a pained looking ghost. Vogue cover, this is not.
July 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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As you suggested, cap'n 🫡
It's always a pleasure to hash out ideas with you, for good or ill, or just completely insane.
July 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Thank you, Rhys, for another fun night 💖
June 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Chappell Roan in a structured tutu and bonked Izzy Hands corset. Stunning.
June 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Instead of helping pick food debris out of Ed's beard, Stede tries to feed some snake snack to Mr. Bean, who doesn't notice. He is busy trying to make a sandwich on his lap, wearing one glove.
May 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I searched for this SURE it had already been done and was sad to not find it.

Anyway, celebrating our new midwest princess...
Chappell Roan's The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess album cover but with Pope Leo standing and smiling in front of the lit tri-fold mirror.
May 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Happy, happy, happy birthday to the wildly talented writer, cosplayer, chaos bringer, f(r)iend... @reluctantrose.bsky.social
A gloriois, shiny, silver mirror mosaic penis.
April 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Give some cake/hole to @thatjadeykinns.bsky.social today!
April 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Happy 4th birthday to the love of my life 💗
A messy, chaotic collage of Penny, a blonde Tibetan Spaniel - Chihuahua cross, looking increasingly ridiculous. Several images of her have party hats or tiaras edited on top, along with the words "Happy Birthday" and "birthday girl", and a foil balloon in the shape of a number 4.
April 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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VERY
April 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Okay, but just imagine the new Trek merch...
...that will be nothing like this, BUT STILL
An edited photo of a boxed Star Trek Trelane doll, where the Star Trek logo has been changed to say "Rhys Darby" and Trelane's head has been replaced with Rhys's. There's a green circle just to the right of his head that declares him an "International Edible". Side note: Please do not eat plastic OR Rhys Darby.
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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This absolutely refused to post from my phone, so I've had to wait all day.

A bit of silly smut for this first day of #OFMDAUpril, covering all the words. My third attempt as the first got serious and a little over 2k while still setting up the premise, and...similar case with the second.
Ed was about to collapse. Under a dramatic pink robe, a femme fatale number that was a cloud of feathers on a slightly sheer base, all held closed with a wide, silky ribbon belt, sat an intricate pattern of paler pink ropes and knots converging on a little metal basket. He'd seen cock cages before, but this one was properly cagey, like fancy, Victorian, put a cockatoo and not a cock or two in it, birdcage style cage. Thing. Even the lock, softly clanging against the bars down where the tip of Stede’s cock was nestled against his balls, was elegant and ornate. It was distracting enough to make him forget what was inside for a moment, but then Stede canted his hip, nudging the fabric enough for it to slip, the slow, smooth slide flashing a whole lot of a whole lot of leg, and Ed flicked his eyes from trapped treat to thigh, to tied torso and the most lascivious smirk Ed had probably ever seen on anyone. “Let's play a game, Ed.” He could have convinced him to do anything in that moment, brain flushed away with the rush of blood south, eyes flitting between all the delights of Stede on display. He could only nod in response. “Find the key, win a prize.”
April 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Introducing the hottest new TCG: Darbcards!

Showing just a sample of the obscene number of cards you can collect. Coming soon!
March 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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HAPBIRTH
March 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Please
Please
Please
Go view my Flight...of the Conchords compilation.
March 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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What if Ed got a cute onesie in season 1?
Ed Teach in a Kuromi onesie.
March 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Hear ye, hear ye~
We heard ye and present...MORE WARES!
We've got arms for days now.

www.tshirtstudio.com/marketplace/...
March 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I'll have what he's having.

www.tshirtstudio.com/marketplace/...

Come get yours before the 🦋 gets shitty with me again for posting too quickly without properly checking.
An advert for unofficial Rhys Darby tour merch. The official tour photo of Rhys posing with his hands on his hips, foot planted on top of a broken robot head has been infiltrated by 8 other Rhyses with their hands on their hips. Seriously, he does the pose about half as much as the hand on glasses classic. All the Rhyses are wearing a white t-shirt with a design of a tiny greyscale Rhys, arms spread and leg up, behind a tiny monitor with limbs robot waving the UK and Ireland flags, all framed in a yellow circle and "Rhys Darby" written out in orange, futuristic font, to the top and bottom. The A of Darby extends into a lightning bolt. Among the Rhyses is a flying monitor head robot Rhys, who is also wearing the shirt. The foremost Rhys is wearing his leather jacket with the jasmine congratulations kanji patch, but the alien patch has been replaced with a photo of brunet Rhys with his hands on his hips. The "hmm..." written next to where the alien was has been altered to say "yum..." To the left of the Rhysie Posse, there is text that reads: Rhys Darby: The Legend Returns super unofficial tour merch. Come get these tees, hoodies & tote bags before Rosie shanks us. Several colours and sizes available. Link below! Go see Rhys live and grab his real merch while showing off your completely unauthorised, entirely adorable swag! Everybody wins! Please don't tell Rosie! Definitely don't tell her or Rhys or his management where I live! Sweet Jesus, I beg you. Please. I have a family. My sweet pup needs her dad. Oh god. Don't let them get me, I'm too young to
March 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM