Thousands were in Chicago. It was a beautiful thing to see

I’m sure my mom would give up her progression in order to speed up his. She’s selfless like that.

A few years ago he was jogging and went right in front of my car. I almost mistook the gas for the brake pedal. By accident of course.

Mofos are more concerned for their bigoted ideology than they are in finding missing kids.

You probably have no memory of this, but I drove you around when you were in Chicago hosting a burlesque show 10 or 12 years ago. I’ve been watching your career ever since and I’m so stoked to tell people that I “know” you.

It’s not a flaw, it’s a design feature.

Jesus Christ, when Reagan is the voice of reason we are in a shit load of trouble

Yeah I had to scroll pretty far to get to a big boy. I need to see me some bare bears

I had no idea what FCF was, so I clicked on that hashtag. I now have many new accounts to follow

No one has any courage. Where is anyone with a shred of decency?

It’s “40%off” like everything else.

Something something leopards eating my face something something

Sheer force of will

I’m pretty sure it’s a delightful cocktail of all three.