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John D. Platypus
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I know this post is actually about Doctor Who and Martha Jones.

But that tracks, too.
PWH and Dottie, who it makes no sense at all that anyone would turn down. Unless she smokes.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Sunchaser feelings <3 nice!
2017's Ducktales The SunChaser airplane, which I found had the same vibes as the posted art.
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Actually, it's The Whizzer, and it has very little to do with that play
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November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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That's Alan, my cat, in a nutshell.
October 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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No loving here either
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Also, this version has a high The Thing energy, which is really cool.
August 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I mean, understandable and lucky guy.
July 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Mesma energia. Mesmíssima.
Capachão da TV Colosso
July 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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cite esse post com um jogo que marcou sua infância

hard mode: não ser super mario, DK, zelda ou crash bandicoot
Shinobi III - Return of the Ninja Master Mega Drive Consigo passar intocado da primeira fase, quase por reflexo muscular Sonic 2 Mega Drive Ainda lembro de todas as fases Shining Force II Mega Drive Melhor história, melhores personagens Quackshot Mega Drive A música ainda toca na minha cabeça
July 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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That's really good. Has a Maurice Noble vibe.
June 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Three images should be related to the book, for sure, but I wouldn't go that far.
Cover for The Great Gatsby, with the outline of a face against mostly a dark night sky, and images of a rich urban environment mostly hidden by bright lights Cover for Johannes Cabal, Necromancer, featuring a devil, someone in a large bunny suit and a man in a suit and tie, wearing sunglasses and a briefcase, riding a skeletal train Cover for The Hobbit, featuring a sunset among mountains Cover gor The Godfather, featuring the title and author's name in white against a black background, with a puppeteer's hand with strings attached to the "father" part of the word, and a yellow dot in the I of Mario Puzo's name
June 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I ❤️ bluesky
Repost about JD Vance joining Bluesky, with the original post already blocked. Convenience.
June 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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You don't. On average, the best form to garner engagement is through hate, and engagement is the only thing that they track. The conclusion is the hellhole we have now.
Omni-Man saying "That's the neat part, you don't"
June 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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"Bluesky is dead"

Meanwhile on Bluesky:
Stitch saying "also cute and fluffy"
June 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Imprensa: Oxe, e vocês teriam coragem de matar uma indústria de deus, que não lhes fez nada?
Millenials: Coragem a gente não tem, o que a gente tem é costume.
June 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Pop quiz: which of the three is Mafalda?
Mafalda, looking down sad at a plate of "ew" soup Monica, hugging her plush bunny Sansão Bluey, in a celebration pose
June 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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My baby is cuter than any baby
My gray tabby cat, Alan, resting his head on my leg and being cute. Photo showing his sabertooth. My gray tabby cat, Alan, resting his head on my leg and being cute. Looking curious My gray tabby cat, Alan, resting his head on my leg and being cute. Looking sleepy
June 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social hi dude. Salutations from a random used books store in Brazil :D
Book about the roseate spoonbill, likely BLM's bird nemesis
May 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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So, we lost Peter David. Guess we've had the Fallen Angel.
May 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Onde vai parar o dinheiro que o Google investe em inteligência?
Captura de tela de uma busca no Google por "filmes bill e ted", retornando como resultado dois dos três filmes da franquia Bill e Ted e um documentário sobre Ted Bundy (?) Screenshot showing a google search for "bill and ted movies" that returned two out of the three Bill and Ted movies and a documentary about Ted Bundy (?)
May 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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De Nomolos is back lol did someone check with Keanu Reeves to see how he's doing?
Evil Bill Preston, from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. He looks exactly like Good Bill, but with sunglasses and an attitude. Maybe a bit smarter, too.
May 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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It's like that scene in Community where professor Duncan looks at the map of Greendale and says "The university is shaped like a penis". Map of greendale for reference:
Map of Greendale Community College, from the TV Show Community, which very much isn't shaped like a penis.
May 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Faça o teste de personagens e poste os 4 primeiros que você conhecer
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

Achei bem preciso.
Marty Mikalski / The Cabin in the Woods Doctor Emmet "Doc" Brown / Back to the Future Allison Reynolds / The Breakfast Club April Ludgate / Parks and Rec
May 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Cheers, mate. I'd like to make a contribution, was reading Hellblazer #63 and I thought this panel would fit alright
John Constantine, watching as his friend Nigel leaves his apartment, drunk and high as a skunk in a space station, with a sign that says "All Coppers Are Bastards" taped to his back.
May 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Like Harvey! Great movie, btw
Man standing against a wall, his shadow silhouetted behind him, and on his left, the shadow of a giant rabiit leaning against something, but no rabbit is in sight. From the movie Harvey. Poster for the movie Harvey, with the caption "The Wonderful pulitzer prize play... becomes one of the great motion pictures of our time!", depicting a man being side-hugged by the drawing of a cartoonish rabbit, several busts of people with shocked reaction on his left, on an almost blinding yellow background.
April 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM