orlandolovekill
@orlandolovekill.bsky.social
Quite annoyed. Generally found talking to squirrels, cats, crows & dogs. Bit of cancer. Wee stoma. Capable of nihilistic love-making to the sound of Stock, Aitken, and Waterman. Oxford commas, impotence, and rusty anarchy. Black coffee. Grungey MDANT.
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Never let me down...
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Never let me down...
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Cancer's a bastard when it comes to energy. You wake ready to sleep. And when you've got to run a house, and home school one of yer weans, well, it takes a lot of coffee. Our other weans are off for an in-service, today. So I can turn this up & get an extra shove for the breakfast dishes...
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Cancer's a bastard when it comes to energy. You wake ready to sleep. And when you've got to run a house, and home school one of yer weans, well, it takes a lot of coffee. Our other weans are off for an in-service, today. So I can turn this up & get an extra shove for the breakfast dishes...
Climbs up the fence & stares until I feed him...
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Climbs up the fence & stares until I feed him...
The most useless person in the world is in charge of the USA. We are all better than him, no matter how far off 'it' we think we are.
Christ, I'm unemployed & slowly dying of cancer. Impotent. Incontinent. But I'm a million times more useful than tossers like Trump & Musk. These guys'll tell you:
Christ, I'm unemployed & slowly dying of cancer. Impotent. Incontinent. But I'm a million times more useful than tossers like Trump & Musk. These guys'll tell you:
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The most useless person in the world is in charge of the USA. We are all better than him, no matter how far off 'it' we think we are.
Christ, I'm unemployed & slowly dying of cancer. Impotent. Incontinent. But I'm a million times more useful than tossers like Trump & Musk. These guys'll tell you:
Christ, I'm unemployed & slowly dying of cancer. Impotent. Incontinent. But I'm a million times more useful than tossers like Trump & Musk. These guys'll tell you:
Another PET scan done...
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Another PET scan done...
A yin & yang pause...
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A yin & yang pause...
Blurry scurry squirrels.
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Blurry scurry squirrels.
Just posted this, in my kitchen:
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just posted this, in my kitchen:
Wee lacewing in the kitchen.
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Wee lacewing in the kitchen.
Received the 'Lurkers Bundle' this afternoon from @moolakiiclubai.bsky.social (on their bandcamp merch page).
Amazing value. £5
There's 4 left.
Well worth a punt. 👍
Amazing value. £5
There's 4 left.
Well worth a punt. 👍
October 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Received the 'Lurkers Bundle' this afternoon from @moolakiiclubai.bsky.social (on their bandcamp merch page).
Amazing value. £5
There's 4 left.
Well worth a punt. 👍
Amazing value. £5
There's 4 left.
Well worth a punt. 👍
Wants some nuts.
October 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Wants some nuts.
"Morning. Wee bit damp."
October 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
"Morning. Wee bit damp."
What about sex trafficking?
October 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What about sex trafficking?
Your boss really is a wee jobby, wanking at his own shit-smeared reflection, isn't he?
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Your boss really is a wee jobby, wanking at his own shit-smeared reflection, isn't he?
There were photographs. There's always photographs...
October 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
There were photographs. There's always photographs...
How it started...
October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
How it started...
Fucking massive wee soft spot for this...👇🎵
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fucking massive wee soft spot for this...👇🎵
Can maybe manage this:
October 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Can maybe manage this:
