☠︎ Temu Øzzy / Ørion ☠︎
@orions-phantom.bsky.social
☠︎ 23y - A Bri'ish lad who's lost the plot - Twitter: vxdkacals, known as Ozzy ☠︎
https://tellonym.me/vxdkacals
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My strong suit has never been sobriety...
https://tellonym.me/vxdkacals
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My strong suit has never been sobriety...
I feel like I'm in a war of hearts with my costume as a smile an' my script of merely jokes as my nerves all electrocute me each night, deprivin' me of sleep to the point of madness - I mean I get between 8-16 hours weekly now.
I think my settings app also has insomnia
I think my settings app also has insomnia
September 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I feel like I'm in a war of hearts with my costume as a smile an' my script of merely jokes as my nerves all electrocute me each night, deprivin' me of sleep to the point of madness - I mean I get between 8-16 hours weekly now.
I think my settings app also has insomnia
I think my settings app also has insomnia
How and why? I rarely use settings lol
September 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
How and why? I rarely use settings lol
Jus' impulsively built this (it's 1am)
August 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Jus' impulsively built this (it's 1am)
As an alcoholic, I find this pun amusing
August 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
As an alcoholic, I find this pun amusing
Yooo the left hand paint job is gettin' neater!!
August 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yooo the left hand paint job is gettin' neater!!
Neighbours still at it so sendin' a message
August 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Neighbours still at it so sendin' a message
Neighbours bein' unreasonably loud at 1am when I'm tryna sleep so...
August 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Neighbours bein' unreasonably loud at 1am when I'm tryna sleep so...
Excuse me? I mean I won't deny it but bit outta pocket for duo to call me out like that
August 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Excuse me? I mean I won't deny it but bit outta pocket for duo to call me out like that
It was 0.17 a min ago?? Oh well... meant to be literally incapable of retainin' data an' basic functions includin' to the point of wettin' mesen but I genuinely feel normal?? Ok. Thanks backwards body. But idk, still invalid 'cause I don't do neat voddy no more apparently?? 💀
August 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It was 0.17 a min ago?? Oh well... meant to be literally incapable of retainin' data an' basic functions includin' to the point of wettin' mesen but I genuinely feel normal?? Ok. Thanks backwards body. But idk, still invalid 'cause I don't do neat voddy no more apparently?? 💀
I hate myself
August 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I hate myself
The post may have been made on ms paint but the fish do be prettier than Trump lol (yes this was a random ad on fb, I was not gna let my joke go unjoked)
August 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The post may have been made on ms paint but the fish do be prettier than Trump lol (yes this was a random ad on fb, I was not gna let my joke go unjoked)
Sorry UK gov... wait who am I kiddin' 'ere fuck 'em. Honestly gov, jus' go get guy Fawkes back n' burn yersens with him atp. Fuckin' pricks. LITERALLY TO DM?? Like porn? Yeah, fine. Idc. DMS? Jus' die pls idk if anyone's tried to reach out or whatever now you goddamn freaky ass entitled assholes
August 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Sorry UK gov... wait who am I kiddin' 'ere fuck 'em. Honestly gov, jus' go get guy Fawkes back n' burn yersens with him atp. Fuckin' pricks. LITERALLY TO DM?? Like porn? Yeah, fine. Idc. DMS? Jus' die pls idk if anyone's tried to reach out or whatever now you goddamn freaky ass entitled assholes
Finally calced my average cals (can vary, alc can fluctuate greatly an' food sometimes I don't even have a solid cal an' others I try to have more as I'm nutritionally deficient an' too stubborn to end my suicidal ass ironically... idky I bother atp... guess I found a purpose)
August 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Finally calced my average cals (can vary, alc can fluctuate greatly an' food sometimes I don't even have a solid cal an' others I try to have more as I'm nutritionally deficient an' too stubborn to end my suicidal ass ironically... idky I bother atp... guess I found a purpose)
Why has this been stuck in my head all day?
August 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Why has this been stuck in my head all day?
I hesitated updatin' facebook an' saved a draft then this ad popped up n' called me out fml like I don't want my irls to know me I don't want dirt on me 😭
July 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I hesitated updatin' facebook an' saved a draft then this ad popped up n' called me out fml like I don't want my irls to know me I don't want dirt on me 😭
PUT MINE AND MY BROTHER'S PLAYLIST ON SHUFFLE AND NOW I WANT TO ACTUALLY CRY
July 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
PUT MINE AND MY BROTHER'S PLAYLIST ON SHUFFLE AND NOW I WANT TO ACTUALLY CRY
Sorry... been kinda crushed lately...
July 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Sorry... been kinda crushed lately...
It has dawned on me that it in fact says heavy on the box but I misread it as Henry an' drew a farewell gift...
Idk if other places have henry hoovers so idk if many will get this 😭
Idk if other places have henry hoovers so idk if many will get this 😭
July 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It has dawned on me that it in fact says heavy on the box but I misread it as Henry an' drew a farewell gift...
Idk if other places have henry hoovers so idk if many will get this 😭
Idk if other places have henry hoovers so idk if many will get this 😭
Someone please end me I am begging you, this is my room temp in around 40-50% humidity outdoors (possibly higher in flat due to dishwasher an' sweat evaporation) and I want to die
July 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Someone please end me I am begging you, this is my room temp in around 40-50% humidity outdoors (possibly higher in flat due to dishwasher an' sweat evaporation) and I want to die
It's this kinda mood tday
July 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It's this kinda mood tday
Update - not lettin' that fucker catch up I wanna win
Yes I stayed up all night to do this
Yes I stayed up all night to do this
July 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Update - not lettin' that fucker catch up I wanna win
Yes I stayed up all night to do this
Yes I stayed up all night to do this
Fuck you Antonio
July 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Fuck you Antonio