Orion Hargrove
@orionhargrove.bsky.social
Nine lives and every one of them is better than yours. <3
"I choose another problem." --Mat
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
"I choose another problem." --Mat
Aadhya now getting uncomfortably competitive with Nic about lightning bolts and the indiscriminate deployment thereof
a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "
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January 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Aadhya now getting uncomfortably competitive with Nic about lightning bolts and the indiscriminate deployment thereof
Aadhya: Oh, your boss doesn't tell you that he kisses your brain when you do a good job?
Nic: NO HE DOES NOT
#Tragic #TheWayTheseBoysLive
Nic: NO HE DOES NOT
#Tragic #TheWayTheseBoysLive
January 28, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Aadhya: Oh, your boss doesn't tell you that he kisses your brain when you do a good job?
Nic: NO HE DOES NOT
#Tragic #TheWayTheseBoysLive
Nic: NO HE DOES NOT
#Tragic #TheWayTheseBoysLive
"Do I have a baby?"
"No."
"Dmitri has a baby."
"He's confused."
"That's what I was afraid of."
"No."
"Dmitri has a baby."
"He's confused."
"That's what I was afraid of."
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 AM
"Do I have a baby?"
"No."
"Dmitri has a baby."
"He's confused."
"That's what I was afraid of."
"No."
"Dmitri has a baby."
"He's confused."
"That's what I was afraid of."
"Get confused, idiot." --Destiny
January 28, 2026 at 2:29 AM
"Get confused, idiot." --Destiny
Nic: Just do your best!
Valencia: ...why would I NOT do my best?
Aadhya: What happens in your group, dude?
Valencia: ...why would I NOT do my best?
Aadhya: What happens in your group, dude?
a woman in a plaid shirt is standing in a kitchen with the words " how can you live like this " written above her
ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is standing in a kitchen with the words " how can you live like this " written above her
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January 28, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Nic: Just do your best!
Valencia: ...why would I NOT do my best?
Aadhya: What happens in your group, dude?
Valencia: ...why would I NOT do my best?
Aadhya: What happens in your group, dude?
Nic: I don't know what to--
Valencia: YEAH. You DON'T KNOW.
Valencia: *deep sigh*
Valencia: Okay just give me the baby man
Valencia: YEAH. You DON'T KNOW.
Valencia: *deep sigh*
Valencia: Okay just give me the baby man
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Nic: I don't know what to--
Valencia: YEAH. You DON'T KNOW.
Valencia: *deep sigh*
Valencia: Okay just give me the baby man
Valencia: YEAH. You DON'T KNOW.
Valencia: *deep sigh*
Valencia: Okay just give me the baby man
The plan: Sacrifice Nic's squirrel baby slash Issi's squirrel grandbaby to the evil gods when Issi is not looking
Nic: Feeling good about it, definitely a strategy
Valencia:
Nic: Feeling good about it, definitely a strategy
Valencia:
Love Is GIF
ALT: Love Is GIF
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January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The plan: Sacrifice Nic's squirrel baby slash Issi's squirrel grandbaby to the evil gods when Issi is not looking
Nic: Feeling good about it, definitely a strategy
Valencia:
Nic: Feeling good about it, definitely a strategy
Valencia:
Nic: *arrives with a baby squirrel*
Nic: What.
Nic: Did we not all have the same experience today or
Nic: What.
Nic: Did we not all have the same experience today or
January 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Nic: *arrives with a baby squirrel*
Nic: What.
Nic: Did we not all have the same experience today or
Nic: What.
Nic: Did we not all have the same experience today or
Nic: I am going to need you to zip up your fly as we do this.
Egon: Okay!
Egon: So, which parts do you want to touch?
Nic:
Egon: Okay!
Egon: So, which parts do you want to touch?
Nic:
a man with his mouth open and the words help meee written above him
ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words help meee written above him
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January 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Nic: I am going to need you to zip up your fly as we do this.
Egon: Okay!
Egon: So, which parts do you want to touch?
Nic:
Egon: Okay!
Egon: So, which parts do you want to touch?
Nic:
Egon to Nic: Nic. Nic, look at me. We have to make a baby.
Nic:
Nic:
two female doctors are standing next to each other in a hospital hallway and they are talking about panic-based decisions .
ALT: two female doctors are standing next to each other in a hospital hallway and they are talking about panic-based decisions .
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January 28, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Egon to Nic: Nic. Nic, look at me. We have to make a baby.
Nic:
Nic:
"Oh, I bet you're my executive assistant!"
Valencia pretending to be Mariana:
Valencia pretending to be Mariana:
Internally Screaming Stressed GIF
ALT: Internally Screaming Stressed GIF
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January 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM
"Oh, I bet you're my executive assistant!"
Valencia pretending to be Mariana:
Valencia pretending to be Mariana:
Egon is so helpful and Valencia just keeps making this face at him
a woman is wearing a red jacket and a gold necklace with the words saints and sinners bounce on the back
ALT: a woman is wearing a red jacket and a gold necklace with the words saints and sinners bounce on the back
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January 28, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Egon is so helpful and Valencia just keeps making this face at him
This guy: So have you met any other... spies?
Aldondra: I mean, Dmitri keeps SAYING he's some kind of spy.
Aldondra: I mean, Dmitri keeps SAYING he's some kind of spy.
a woman stands in front of a goodwin 's sign
ALT: a woman stands in front of a goodwin 's sign
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January 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
This guy: So have you met any other... spies?
Aldondra: I mean, Dmitri keeps SAYING he's some kind of spy.
Aldondra: I mean, Dmitri keeps SAYING he's some kind of spy.
"Shall we dance, and then I will take you home?" *motions seductively toward the dumpster he just crawled out of*
oscar the grouch from sesame street says " i 'll be nicely miserable in my trash can here "
ALT: oscar the grouch from sesame street says " i 'll be nicely miserable in my trash can here "
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January 28, 2026 at 12:59 AM
"Shall we dance, and then I will take you home?" *motions seductively toward the dumpster he just crawled out of*
BUT WAIT HE'S GOT MORE
a man and a woman are looking into each other 's eyes in a dark room .
ALT: a man and a woman are looking into each other 's eyes in a dark room .
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January 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
BUT WAIT HE'S GOT MORE
In which Aldondra tackles someone to the strains of Jimmy Buffett's "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)".
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
In which Aldondra tackles someone to the strains of Jimmy Buffett's "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)".
"Jennie, do you see here in the document where it says 'Very Bad Things Happen When You Fail This Roll'?"
"I do, but consider: I have never actually SUCCEEDED at that roll."
"I do, but consider: I have never actually SUCCEEDED at that roll."
a man with a beard wearing a sweater and a t-shirt with the word lithium on it
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a sweater and a t-shirt with the word lithium on it
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January 28, 2026 at 12:50 AM
"Jennie, do you see here in the document where it says 'Very Bad Things Happen When You Fail This Roll'?"
"I do, but consider: I have never actually SUCCEEDED at that roll."
"I do, but consider: I have never actually SUCCEEDED at that roll."
"So, we may have gotten off on the wrong foot. Because I threw you in a dumpster. Milady."
January 28, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"So, we may have gotten off on the wrong foot. Because I threw you in a dumpster. Milady."
"I'm going to put you in a dumpster!"
a woman is holding a cup of coffee and asking how did my life come to this
ALT: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and asking how did my life come to this
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January 28, 2026 at 12:32 AM
"I'm going to put you in a dumpster!"
I didn't want to be this prophetic when I said unto my son Egon, "Anton is really bad at hiding." #HesGoingToTheGulag
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I didn't want to be this prophetic when I said unto my son Egon, "Anton is really bad at hiding." #HesGoingToTheGulag
All the World War jokes are annoying Isadore not because of the age insults but because how DARE you think he would be of a social status that could be drafted
a woman in a hat is talking on a cell phone while sitting on a lounge chair .
ALT: a woman in a hat is talking on a cell phone while sitting on a lounge chair .
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January 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
All the World War jokes are annoying Isadore not because of the age insults but because how DARE you think he would be of a social status that could be drafted
"Are these drinks covered by your Medicare?" This guy is trouncing Isadore at his Scorn powers and now even bothering to use powers about it because his insult game is so powerful.
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 AM
"Are these drinks covered by your Medicare?" This guy is trouncing Isadore at his Scorn powers and now even bothering to use powers about it because his insult game is so powerful.
"You didn't sing any of these karaoke songs!"
"I might have if any of them were good."
"Oh, what is a good song?"
"...."
"You're so old you FORGOT."
"I might have if any of them were good."
"Oh, what is a good song?"
"...."
"You're so old you FORGOT."
January 26, 2026 at 1:34 AM
"You didn't sing any of these karaoke songs!"
"I might have if any of them were good."
"Oh, what is a good song?"
"...."
"You're so old you FORGOT."
"I might have if any of them were good."
"Oh, what is a good song?"
"...."
"You're so old you FORGOT."
Isadore listening to two straight hours of karaoke while refusing to participate
a woman in a purple jacket is sitting on a couch holding a glass of wine and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a purple jacket is sitting on a couch holding a glass of wine and making a funny face .
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January 26, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Isadore listening to two straight hours of karaoke while refusing to participate