there's always that one boss

(film 3) Directed by Christopher Nolan.

Pack it up everyone, Dark of the Moon (lmao) is finished. What a shit movie. Please let the next ones be better, PLEASE.

(film 3) Carly Lip-Fillerson is taunting Megatron into fighting Oldimus. OP got an arm chopped off, but he's ripped out Megatron's spine with his axe. Now he's executing Oldimus. This man is a killer fr fr. Now end this movie with a speech and get Shia off my screen FOREVER.

(film 3) Optimus punched through a guy's chest and ripped out another's spine. These kills remain brutal as fuck.

OP is dual wielding, but this time it's a sword and an axe which is kinda dope. He has to kill Oldimus Prime.

Michael Bay has an obsession with white girl pouty lips.

(film 3) Shia killed Starscream, but I feel like he's going to show up in other films. Can't get rid of that guy.

About 20 minutes left on this movie, maybe 15. The credits are like 20 minutes long.

It probably costs a ton to have autobot scenes, so most of the movie doesn't have them. A shame.

(film 3) optimus has his jets back from the last movie!

DCs are trying to bring all of Cybertron to Earth so they can harvest it for Energon, using humans as slaves to farm it.

Mostly we're getting army men army mening. Starscream spits when he talks for some reason.

(film 3) there's a big focus on Black representation in the military in this film. Guess they needed more recruits.

Two of the Autobots are Scottish and belligerent instead of Black and belligerent this time around. Sorry Scotts.

This movie just salutes the American flag for 2 hours UGH

(film 3) btw the yellow/orange filter is gone. It's been blue filter time for a while. Everyone's got a layer of grime again, now that there's fighting. At least it's contextual instead of a universal constant.

"Where is she!?!!" Shia is fighting a bird.

Her name is "Carly" btw. I guessed Rachel.

(film 3) the Autobots literally ripped a DC' limbs off piece by piece in their reintroduction scene. Brutally.

Fucking hell.

(film 3) this is Avengers.

There's a lot of "invasion" fear mongering in war movies. The propaganda has been cookin for a long time and we're living in the wake of its impact.

(film 3) they "killed" the Autobots as they left earth. They're gunna pop back up soon. Shia's girlfriend is getting monologued from her evil boss who works for DCs. I literally cannot remember her name for the life of me.

200 decepticons are murdering everyone. idk why, they want humans as slaves.

(film 3) Shia's girlfriend's car is a decepticon and her boss is with them. They're threatening her with car tentacles.

Oldy Moldy Prime brought an army of DCs to Earth, and Shia has to steal info for them or get himself and his girlfriend killed.

Tyrese got a smaller role.

(film 3) Megatron shot Abraham Lincoln.

(film 3) Oldimus Prime is a traitor, which is strange cuz he could've killed Optimus earlier and left, but I guess he wants to kill as many people as possible first.

He hasn't explained -why- he betrayed them, like how he benefits at all, but maybe he'll monologue later.

(film 3) nvm we got some sweet highway combat action.

These movies would be a lot better if the Autobots were actually involved in the plot outside of combat. These movies feature the bots, but it's barely about them.

I think a DC threw up some blood tf