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The Original Timmy Chan
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Coog fan, wife fan, Houstonian
Hecho en Pasa-gitdown-dena
Slowly evolving from Spicoli to The Dude
Dog herder, Caregiver
*not affiliated with Chimmy Chans
I thought that was illegal now. HLSR is walking on thin ice here.

To be safe they should change it to Heritage Day and celebrate the contributions of cowboys to Texas' Western heritage.
March 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Looks like we're going to take her advice.

Let's all try disease!
February 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Figuratively, of course...😉

Then again, once the mob gets angry, who knows where they'll stop.
February 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Lord it's a real mutha for ya... youtu.be/u8MviTtXkF0?...
A Real Mother For Ya
YouTube video by Johnny "Guitar" Watson - Topic
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February 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Trump presented the attached watershed map proving that water drains from the Pacific Northwest to Los Angeles. He also refutes claims that he used a Sharpie to revise the watershed map.
January 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hopefully we'll soon see the repeal of child labor laws, so we can get these kids to work! Gonna need some more cheap labor with all these deportations...
January 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
But WHY?!? When for just a couple bucks more you could wrap your hands around a McRIB!!!!!!!!!!

WWJD? McRib.
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January 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"He is 17 years old."
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January 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Our dogs don't cower, they bark. At every. Single. Explosion.

Extremely annoying.
January 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
We have to start working 32 hours? They should triple our pay!
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December 30, 2024 at 2:58 AM
December 29, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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December 28, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Reposted by The Original Timmy Chan
I also thought Alabama had a Castle Doctrine. So when police enter a home illegally he has a right to defend his home. It makes me so sad when I see the double standard. I don’t want to hear he should have complied.
December 27, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I learned this story of the "Late, Great, Johnny Ace" from taping Casey Kasem's American Top 40 off the radio back in the 80s. Of course this was in my junior high years, before I could afford to buy my own music. I know I wasn't the only one getting free music off the radio. 😂
December 26, 2024 at 6:59 PM
"Today" is always the worst time to shop at Costco. I can't imagine how bad it is when "today" is near Christmas.
December 23, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Daaaaaamn, you come from ASCOT money??? 😲
December 23, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Don't let the bastards get you down.
December 22, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Good thing they did it before Musk eradicates the Department of Agriculture.
December 21, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I would be happy with...
December 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM