The Original
@originalmateo.bsky.social
Original, like a cover band.
Just lie and make up a ghost story.
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just lie and make up a ghost story.
You need to be too busy with businessing your business.
August 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
You need to be too busy with businessing your business.
But they say they'll give you $5000 to have a kid now! I mean, that'll cover like 1/3 of the hospital costs to give birth!
May 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
But they say they'll give you $5000 to have a kid now! I mean, that'll cover like 1/3 of the hospital costs to give birth!
And, now I know why I call it Hawley Smoot, instead of Smoot Hawley.
April 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
And, now I know why I call it Hawley Smoot, instead of Smoot Hawley.
If no one told me the design was changed, I wouldn't have noticed.
Hell, I honestly still don't see it.
Hell, I honestly still don't see it.
March 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If no one told me the design was changed, I wouldn't have noticed.
Hell, I honestly still don't see it.
Hell, I honestly still don't see it.
The refractory period
February 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The refractory period
Then, going back to the one you've played a thousand times already.
February 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Then, going back to the one you've played a thousand times already.
Wait.
You mean that I actually had fun playing Life is Strange: Double Exposure?!
I mean, I loved it. Then everyone told me I was wrong.
You mean that I actually had fun playing Life is Strange: Double Exposure?!
I mean, I loved it. Then everyone told me I was wrong.
February 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wait.
You mean that I actually had fun playing Life is Strange: Double Exposure?!
I mean, I loved it. Then everyone told me I was wrong.
You mean that I actually had fun playing Life is Strange: Double Exposure?!
I mean, I loved it. Then everyone told me I was wrong.
Winning an award from a festival that was started by "filmmakers" who couldn't get into other fests isn't a flex.
It's like being named the sharpest crayon.
It's like being named the sharpest crayon.
February 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Winning an award from a festival that was started by "filmmakers" who couldn't get into other fests isn't a flex.
It's like being named the sharpest crayon.
It's like being named the sharpest crayon.
Shackled by Jesus
Lust sets free.
Lust sets free.
February 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Shackled by Jesus
Lust sets free.
Lust sets free.
Chase levels in Crash are the 1st thing that come to mind.
January 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Chase levels in Crash are the 1st thing that come to mind.
Easy difficulty isn't a bad thing.
January 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Easy difficulty isn't a bad thing.
My android does this too
November 22, 2024 at 3:36 AM
My android does this too
