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I call this the “yes a bitch WAS going through it” playlist tbqh
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Yep this feels right
December 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Literally me and everyone that cares about you:
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Truly my cat has the soul of a middle-aged accountant
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Please enjoy this video of my cat shamelessly demanding food hours before his dinner time
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I was raised Muslim (I’m not observant) but when I tell you I’ve never felt more Muslim than when I’m listening to people try and justify why this state of affairs is Fine Actually…
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
New limited edition Prince library card has been acquired!
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We all know about Joyce Carol Oates reading Elon for filth this week, but this comment just ENDED me
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
FOUR?!? With all the love in the world—*points to photo*
September 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Canceled my Disney Plus bundle and they’ve removed the option of writing in a response as to why you’re cancelling.
September 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He appreciates your support, if it helps
September 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It is fully an HOUR AND A HALF before this cat should be fed, and he’s looking up at me like he hasn’t been fed in three days.
September 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Behold, a brave cat who went to the vet today and had to witness so many different dogs losing their shit while he sat in his carrier:
August 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
So not only is Drake’s lawsuit against UMG continuing, the man and his legal team are now trying to prove that Kendrick Lamar’s kids aren’t biologically his.
August 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Behold the villain, a mere twelve hours before he:
1) tried to wake me up at 5:30 to feed him
2)when I finally fed him at his usual mealtime two hours later, got his revenge upon me BY PUKING IN MY BRA (and my shirt BUT MOSTLY THE BRA)
August 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Why does my cat look at me like im going to steal his toy? I BOUGHT him that toy!
August 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My cat would like to formally protest the state of his food bowl, which is empty. Clearly this is an error that should be immediately addressed.

(Dinner is not until 7 at the earliest, an hour and a half away).
August 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Really? Really, Google AI? Nail Polish takes 1-2 hours to dry? Fucking hell
July 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Waking up this morning to find out that Jacob Frey LOST the DFL nomination to Fateh (and on only the second ballot!) is some good news indeed
July 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Update: so…she follows both the pastor and his wife on Instagram and has spoken at multiple conferences with them, apparently? So…yeah.
July 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
June 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It is so bad.
June 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
May 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
💜💜💜 here is Ghost refusing to be distracted from his lack of food by the laser dot
May 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM