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originalcanman.bsky.social
Original CanMan
@originalcanman.bsky.social
I'm a lvl 39, Veteran, outspoken supporter of consensual sex work, and a dude attempting whatever the opposite of toxic masculinity is called.
"Elon's blowjob prowess edges out Trump's"

EDGES! HAHAHAHAHAHA
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What does numerology say about a sequence of 2s again?
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I just wish bluesky stock wouldn't keep falling...
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The coloring on this one makes it harder to see in a picture, but he looks like an alien in this. Rather than depict his bald head, they pushed it all forward so that he has a nearly a cone head for a forehead. It's very amusing.
October 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My Shaq heads are here! Much more solid than I expected to.
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
You mean these on amazon?
October 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If youre dead set on an actual controller, then this one. The remappable buttons alone made it worth it, lol.
September 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
September 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Really need to train this shithead how to open the fridge and bring me a zero sugar mountain dew baja blast. That way I dont need to quit playing and extricate myself from my laptop and all the cables i have going everywhere.

Any pointers or advice @mtndw.bsky.social or @mtndewgaming.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Just because you said not to google it...

For those who have never heard of goatse...
September 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Kind of starting to look like one of the members of Bowling for Soup. I haven't shaved in nearly a decade. Should i shave just to remind myself what my face looks like? I'd grow it back out of laziness, but i dont really remember my face, lol.
September 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
August 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
See if anyone wants to know about me.

Except 31-34, no one wants to see that unless they are being paid to, lol.

I'll answer 1 for each like on this post.

**I stole the graphic from someone else who stole it from someone else**
December 8, 2024 at 9:57 PM
If you see this, post your favorite pic in black.
November 21, 2024 at 6:10 AM
So accurate...
November 8, 2023 at 7:09 PM
October 23, 2023 at 3:20 AM
So very true...
October 12, 2023 at 2:53 AM
October 7, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Reskeet with your age and a recent pic.

38

(I'm nowhere close to all the ladies proving a point, but not too bad for almost 40, right?)
October 6, 2023 at 11:59 AM
Not really sure what this means, but it was interesting...
www.idrlabs.com/gender/test....
October 1, 2023 at 1:54 AM
August 4, 2023 at 4:32 AM
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August 3, 2023 at 4:39 AM