You know your Egyptian holiday is over when you’ve
Shown your passport x5
Been metal detected and felt up x3
Taken your shoes, watch and belt off x2
Had your visa and passport stamped at passport control, then show it to the grumpy shouty man right next to the booth and saw the first guy stamp it🤣

Trying to work out the balance of pettiness and civic minded vibes when neighbours insist on parking two vans across their own drive and beyond making the pavement impassable with a pram (an offence).
OH is staring to park our car - fully in the road- to stop it happening

Cute but quickly annoying!

Currently channelling Craig Revel Horwood the vote is open vibes. This is just this morning’s attire. It’s gonna get ‘better’.

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Can anyone explain why Christmas lights have twinkle/flash settings when all we really want is twinkle???

Despite apparently being a top 2% fan and spending 547 minutes together, I had to play the song to know what it was
#repeatedgymplaylist #spotifyunwrapped2024

Here’s my annual two fingers up to the ‘elf on a shelf’ posters out there.
I really don’t care where it’s hidden.
I’m a grown up.

There are two big (annoying) lies that seem to impact my life….
1: the washing machine says it has 1 minute remaining on the cycle
2: 02 City Hall Newcastle saying a show will start at (insert time here) prompt

You’re stealing my life!!

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There only so many times I can go through ‘my dad has died what do I need to do/fill in this mountain of forms please’ conversations in one day.
Unfortunately my limit and resolve is lower than the number of forms and conversations required.

@safety.bsky.app think
I’ve found my first annoying account on this place … is it a bot???
@marcus8312.bsky.social

First world problems in the winter… finding your slippers don’t fit on over the 20 million tog socks you’ve surgically attached to your feet

I’ve just allowed a smidge of Christmas into my life in November. Cinema for #RedOne. Help me now!!!

Waking up to the general feeds on @bsky.app feels a lot more wholesome than the place that shall not be named.
Loving the new community 🫶