We would help them make their way to the living room couch where we can serve them desert, should it please them

Awww what a shame. Don’t worry, we know how to treat our guests. Anything you want, we’ll bring. Never let it be said that someone left our dining room unsatisfied

Of course, darling. While we’re at it, I’ll grab another bottle of sparkling cider. You must be absolutely parched

Thank you, Tyler. May you be granted your heart’s disgusting evil desires as well.

Telling the fam not to worry as you’re tearing into the roast with your bare hands and guzzling gravy from the boat. After all, it takes a lot to sate a dragon’s hunger.

Nothing says “festive” like some reindeer ass

If it should please my lord…