[chanting] FIBER!! FIBER!! FIBER!!

every day I am foaming at the mouth because I can't have a canon world state with both at the same time

sometimes ya gotta see how ur kadan responds to different temperatures and textures and ur dick can only do "warm" and "smooth" !!!

OHHHH YOU ARE A GENIUSSSSS and I am a sucker for semi medical roleplay oouugghhh

bull: alright that's manual sensitivity completed! now we're going to see how oral stimuli affect your mental and physical state

dorian, absolutely losing it: I think they will affect me. greatly. 🥵🥵🥵

bull almost makes some kind of point about not being a tamassran until Dorian goes oohhhh nooooo I guess we can have sex then 🤷 and suddenly they need to go workshop some roleplay ideas right then immediately and without clothes

I can't donate blood to either of my parents but my boyfriend is o+ and they're both rh+ and he loooooves giving blood so like hell yeah

also anyone who receives his blood may become partially or completely immune to anthrax so that's fun

ABSOLUTELY WILD how swollen he was before blood thinners..... science is amazing.... we do have to treat him a little bit like he's made of glass until he gets the all clear to go off of them tho

omgggg I'm having trouble mathing it out if Bull would have been around for the introduction of cookies to Qunari society or if he and the other ben hassrath already knew about them and just didn't bother sharing

Maybe in another few years I can take..... FIVE days.... maybe more....

the less fun thing about being able to fall asleep in under 10 minutes multiple times a day is there is something very wrong with me that isn't OSA or narcolepsy

I'm on discord if u want but I am about to take a cursed 8:45pm nap and don't remember my username so for now I will shrimply hit post so I remember to find it later