doggy style
@ordinecanis.bsky.social
just here to show internet strangers my big balls.
yesterday at the party i ran into a guy who i’m incredibly attracted to but is really messy and bad for me. and this time…i only made out with him a little.
that’s growth.
that’s growth.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
yesterday at the party i ran into a guy who i’m incredibly attracted to but is really messy and bad for me. and this time…i only made out with him a little.
that’s growth.
that’s growth.
it’s not friday but my cock is still fat
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
it’s not friday but my cock is still fat
“i want a chest like yours” sounds like a compliment, but it’s not a compliment it’s a narcissistic observation
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“i want a chest like yours” sounds like a compliment, but it’s not a compliment it’s a narcissistic observation
that’s my middle name actually
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
that’s my middle name actually
i wanna have an on/off toggle for hole on here so i can open the app, get hard, then work up to hole instead of seeing hole *right away*
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i wanna have an on/off toggle for hole on here so i can open the app, get hard, then work up to hole instead of seeing hole *right away*
dog brain just completely full of hairy butts this morning
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dog brain just completely full of hairy butts this morning
my room was getting so messy, i knew the only solution was to schedule a hookup with a guy who can’t host
anyway now my room is clean and my beard smells like his hole
anyway now my room is clean and my beard smells like his hole
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
my room was getting so messy, i knew the only solution was to schedule a hookup with a guy who can’t host
anyway now my room is clean and my beard smells like his hole
anyway now my room is clean and my beard smells like his hole
i get groped pretty much every time i go out but last night was really extra. grabbing a stranger’s nipples when they’re trying to squeeze past you at a party and not remotely making eye contact is frankly insane behavior
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i get groped pretty much every time i go out but last night was really extra. grabbing a stranger’s nipples when they’re trying to squeeze past you at a party and not remotely making eye contact is frankly insane behavior
the ugly chairs at my gym haunt my sleep
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
the ugly chairs at my gym haunt my sleep
we need to bring back the concept of “in the closet.” if you’re a white man with a 6-figure job in new york city you are not “dl” you’re just scared
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
we need to bring back the concept of “in the closet.” if you’re a white man with a 6-figure job in new york city you are not “dl” you’re just scared
if guys can’t get each other pregnant then why are so many random boys showing up and calling me dad ?
checkmate homophobes
checkmate homophobes
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
if guys can’t get each other pregnant then why are so many random boys showing up and calling me dad ?
checkmate homophobes
checkmate homophobes
some dogs don’t like baths but i do
October 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
some dogs don’t like baths but i do
never ever let the words “you’re too hot for me” come out of your mouth. (or your fingers). even if you’re thinking it. they don’t need to know you think that.
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
never ever let the words “you’re too hot for me” come out of your mouth. (or your fingers). even if you’re thinking it. they don’t need to know you think that.
it is so weird when really hairy european guys shave only their pubes
October 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
it is so weird when really hairy european guys shave only their pubes
when i tell people i know irl that i’m a dog, even straight people, 9 times out of 10 they just say “yeah that seems right” or “i think i kind of already knew that somehow.” it always feels very affirming when that happens
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
when i tell people i know irl that i’m a dog, even straight people, 9 times out of 10 they just say “yeah that seems right” or “i think i kind of already knew that somehow.” it always feels very affirming when that happens
need to know who this top is
October 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
need to know who this top is
thong and glasses is such a hot combination. love a slutty nerd
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
thong and glasses is such a hot combination. love a slutty nerd
men over a certain age really think “hey sexy fucker” is a normal first message to start a conversation
October 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
men over a certain age really think “hey sexy fucker” is a normal first message to start a conversation
“prefer men with traditional masculine energy” bro just say you’re a bottom this is taking forever
October 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“prefer men with traditional masculine energy” bro just say you’re a bottom this is taking forever
need to put my dick in a furry butt
October 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
need to put my dick in a furry butt
not this guy hitting me up on sniffies from a funeral
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
not this guy hitting me up on sniffies from a funeral
wearing pants I haven’t worn in a long time. last time i wore them my ass was much smaller. long story short it’s been 60 minutes and my balls are in pain.
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
wearing pants I haven’t worn in a long time. last time i wore them my ass was much smaller. long story short it’s been 60 minutes and my balls are in pain.
October 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
there’s a difference between “kink-shaming” and not being into what you’re into
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
there’s a difference between “kink-shaming” and not being into what you’re into