This is the best effort and the most switched on I’ve seen Evander in Providence Park. #RCTID

Is there a better way to display your ineptness with the opposite sex then Axe body spray? Asking for about 20 middle school boys hanging out at the gas station.

I’m no theologian, but I imagine that the Bible was being written today, one of the seven deadly plagues would be middle school children on summer vacation.

I like to fall asleep excited about my first cup of coffee.

-Dean Petty.

Felling above average and extra ordinary today. Living the new Dunks!