Vaughn Winchell
@orderforalex.bsky.social
Math teacher. Game show enthusiast. ✡️
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
All these ridiculous mar-a-lago pics people have taken kind of remind me of what Vince Lombardi said about scoring a touchdown. (www.azquotes.com/quote/1399622)
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
All these ridiculous mar-a-lago pics people have taken kind of remind me of what Vince Lombardi said about scoring a touchdown. (www.azquotes.com/quote/1399622)
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Swell. The Speaker of the House is straight out of Hogan's Heroes.
(Let me help, kids. Hogan's Heroes was a sitcom from a time when American TV execs thought a sitcom about Nazis running a POW camp would be appropriate.)
(Let me help, kids. Hogan's Heroes was a sitcom from a time when American TV execs thought a sitcom about Nazis running a POW camp would be appropriate.)
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Swell. The Speaker of the House is straight out of Hogan's Heroes.
(Let me help, kids. Hogan's Heroes was a sitcom from a time when American TV execs thought a sitcom about Nazis running a POW camp would be appropriate.)
(Let me help, kids. Hogan's Heroes was a sitcom from a time when American TV execs thought a sitcom about Nazis running a POW camp would be appropriate.)
Also this, from the same article. House GOP is so fractious, many of its members so extreme, and its margin so thin, that the best way to avoid trouble is to keep them away from the House chamber.
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Also this, from the same article. House GOP is so fractious, many of its members so extreme, and its margin so thin, that the best way to avoid trouble is to keep them away from the House chamber.
October 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Time is a Jeremy Beremy.
October 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Time is a Jeremy Beremy.
Jimmy Kimmel was right.
Here's what he said.
Here's what he said.
September 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Jimmy Kimmel was right.
Here's what he said.
Here's what he said.
...or is it Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack?
September 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
...or is it Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack?
Forgive me if I don't have a lot of confidence in the news side, either.
Five years ago, I thought WaPo was the best newspaper in the country. Now I only know what they're saying when somebody screenshots it in my social media.
Five years ago, I thought WaPo was the best newspaper in the country. Now I only know what they're saying when somebody screenshots it in my social media.
September 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Forgive me if I don't have a lot of confidence in the news side, either.
Five years ago, I thought WaPo was the best newspaper in the country. Now I only know what they're saying when somebody screenshots it in my social media.
Five years ago, I thought WaPo was the best newspaper in the country. Now I only know what they're saying when somebody screenshots it in my social media.
I know it isn't the point of this article, but....
If any of my non-Jewish friends have ever heard the Yiddish word "ungepotchke" and wondered what it meant, it means the Oval Office decor as it appears in this photo.
If any of my non-Jewish friends have ever heard the Yiddish word "ungepotchke" and wondered what it meant, it means the Oval Office decor as it appears in this photo.
September 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I know it isn't the point of this article, but....
If any of my non-Jewish friends have ever heard the Yiddish word "ungepotchke" and wondered what it meant, it means the Oval Office decor as it appears in this photo.
If any of my non-Jewish friends have ever heard the Yiddish word "ungepotchke" and wondered what it meant, it means the Oval Office decor as it appears in this photo.
That sounds great, but here's the sentence that immediately crushed all my optimism.
July 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
That sounds great, but here's the sentence that immediately crushed all my optimism.
This is kind of interesting.
July 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is kind of interesting.
I'm not sure American lexicographers would agree.
July 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm not sure American lexicographers would agree.
What the fuck, #SocialSecurity Administration?
July 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
What the fuck, #SocialSecurity Administration?
If only there were a way to check on these things....
June 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If only there were a way to check on these things....
I would scoff at the ridiculousness of teenagers digging into supposed irregularities in the 2020 election, except when 22 year-old Thomas Fugate is running DHS's hub for terrorism prevention, the very idea of "ridiculous" seems passé.
June 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I would scoff at the ridiculousness of teenagers digging into supposed irregularities in the 2020 election, except when 22 year-old Thomas Fugate is running DHS's hub for terrorism prevention, the very idea of "ridiculous" seems passé.
@nytimes.com has a genuine gift for knowing what I do not want to read.
June 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
@nytimes.com has a genuine gift for knowing what I do not want to read.
June 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
June 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
June 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Here's the thing, @nytimes.com: unless and until one of them winds up with their head on a pike, I don't really care.
June 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Here's the thing, @nytimes.com: unless and until one of them winds up with their head on a pike, I don't really care.
Anybody want to play a round of "What would GOP & NYT have done if Biden had brought a person like this into the highest levels if government?"
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On the Campaign Trail, Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
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On the Campaign Trail, Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
May 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Anybody want to play a round of "What would GOP & NYT have done if Biden had brought a person like this into the highest levels if government?"
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On the Campaign Trail, Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
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On the Campaign Trail, Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...