Orc Wizard
@orcwizard.bsky.social
Gaming, science, higher ed, all things nerdy.
“Why shouldn’t I keep it? I am owed it, why shouldn’t I just take the money? It’s my… precious.”
October 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“Why shouldn’t I keep it? I am owed it, why shouldn’t I just take the money? It’s my… precious.”
A broken gold elevator sounds like foreshadowing where he ISN’T going.
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A broken gold elevator sounds like foreshadowing where he ISN’T going.
Dammit, was just about to post this:
September 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dammit, was just about to post this:
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
They condensed Gandalf’s research into the history of the One Ring into just a few seconds in LOTR.
August 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They condensed Gandalf’s research into the history of the One Ring into just a few seconds in LOTR.
Yeah, this seems like an effective use of federal resources. /s
Meanwhile, in the rest of the nation:
Meanwhile, in the rest of the nation:
August 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Yeah, this seems like an effective use of federal resources. /s
Meanwhile, in the rest of the nation:
Meanwhile, in the rest of the nation:
I got just the right recruits in mind (courtesy of A Clockwork Orange).
August 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I got just the right recruits in mind (courtesy of A Clockwork Orange).
And that’s what keeps the Gorilla-Detector industry in business.
July 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
And that’s what keeps the Gorilla-Detector industry in business.
Is a taco a sandwich? If so, then I’d like my librarian name to be Jim McSlowbeans.
July 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Is a taco a sandwich? If so, then I’d like my librarian name to be Jim McSlowbeans.
The city of Buffalo. The looping structure to the left is the new Bills’ stadium under construction. On a clear day you can see Niagara Falls from here (too hazy today).
June 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The city of Buffalo. The looping structure to the left is the new Bills’ stadium under construction. On a clear day you can see Niagara Falls from here (too hazy today).
When they are editing it while you are viewing:
May 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When they are editing it while you are viewing:
I got a tattoo idea for her.
May 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I got a tattoo idea for her.
Maybe you can teach it to work poorly. It would be a service to humankind.
May 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Maybe you can teach it to work poorly. It would be a service to humankind.
In just two minutes on the job, SkyNet has raised our nuclear alert level higher than ever before.
But many in the defense department say its actions are concerning to all humans, not just those on the other side.
But many in the defense department say its actions are concerning to all humans, not just those on the other side.
May 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
In just two minutes on the job, SkyNet has raised our nuclear alert level higher than ever before.
But many in the defense department say its actions are concerning to all humans, not just those on the other side.
But many in the defense department say its actions are concerning to all humans, not just those on the other side.
Maybe he’s just following the advice of Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons.
April 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Maybe he’s just following the advice of Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons.
Gives new meaning to the phrase “Goldilocks Zone”.
April 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Gives new meaning to the phrase “Goldilocks Zone”.
This is my life. Usually I get back to sleep, but not this AM.
April 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This is my life. Usually I get back to sleep, but not this AM.
I see he’s been busy watching Seinfeld reruns while the world crumbles.
April 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I see he’s been busy watching Seinfeld reruns while the world crumbles.
Started playing Cyberpunk 2077. Steep learning curve, but a lot of fun so far. I love that I can make people’s heads explode just by looking at them hard enough.
April 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Started playing Cyberpunk 2077. Steep learning curve, but a lot of fun so far. I love that I can make people’s heads explode just by looking at them hard enough.
I think western NY has second winter every year in the second week of April.
April 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I think western NY has second winter every year in the second week of April.
