Sage "Social Media Doomsday Prepper" Lastname
@orchidbreezefc.bsky.social
enjoyer of audio drama podcasts, bugs&herps, and casual gaming (also non casual gaming but that fits my brand less). ace, disabled, they/them. i hope you have a good day and see a cool frog
anyway, how funny that one of my last tweets was about watching saw for the first time in late 2022. i just rewatched it last week! i guess some things have a way of coming back around. may this be a good omen of excellent fucking movies to come!
March 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
anyway, how funny that one of my last tweets was about watching saw for the first time in late 2022. i just rewatched it last week! i guess some things have a way of coming back around. may this be a good omen of excellent fucking movies to come!
correction! twitter locked me out after the post BEFORE, from sept 2023. the last one i posted from my switch, which had access to twitter when my phone did not.
was i, perhaps, locked out as a result of changing my display name to "Sage 'This Platform Sucks' Lastname"? who can say
was i, perhaps, locked out as a result of changing my display name to "Sage 'This Platform Sucks' Lastname"? who can say
March 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
correction! twitter locked me out after the post BEFORE, from sept 2023. the last one i posted from my switch, which had access to twitter when my phone did not.
was i, perhaps, locked out as a result of changing my display name to "Sage 'This Platform Sucks' Lastname"? who can say
was i, perhaps, locked out as a result of changing my display name to "Sage 'This Platform Sucks' Lastname"? who can say
the real bummer is being potentially contagious. i feel awful and i kind of just want to cuddle about it but nope. didnt spend xmas eve hanging out with my dad. spent it playing slime rancher
i mean, my ranch is a roaring success tho
i mean, my ranch is a roaring success tho
March 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
the real bummer is being potentially contagious. i feel awful and i kind of just want to cuddle about it but nope. didnt spend xmas eve hanging out with my dad. spent it playing slime rancher
i mean, my ranch is a roaring success tho
i mean, my ranch is a roaring success tho
if he has the omniscience he KNOWS i have problems with hyperfocus and he KNOWS it gets worse when im physically and/or mentally strained, and im SICK!!!
maybe santa could tell me if it's covid
maybe santa could tell me if it's covid
March 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
if he has the omniscience he KNOWS i have problems with hyperfocus and he KNOWS it gets worse when im physically and/or mentally strained, and im SICK!!!
maybe santa could tell me if it's covid
maybe santa could tell me if it's covid
that's the boss battle i didnt beat in the original game!! we are in UNCHARTED TERRITORY babes!!!! gonna learn about the time shit and whoever demise is and everything
March 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
that's the boss battle i didnt beat in the original game!! we are in UNCHARTED TERRITORY babes!!!! gonna learn about the time shit and whoever demise is and everything
"i'm diurnal. YOU'RE diurnal. the sun is gone! why did you REPLACE IT"
tycho the turtle, also diurnal, was VERY upset with me today for the same reason. i finally got up and closed the kitchen door most of the way to block off the light and the tantrum ceased instantly
tycho the turtle, also diurnal, was VERY upset with me today for the same reason. i finally got up and closed the kitchen door most of the way to block off the light and the tantrum ceased instantly
March 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"i'm diurnal. YOU'RE diurnal. the sun is gone! why did you REPLACE IT"
tycho the turtle, also diurnal, was VERY upset with me today for the same reason. i finally got up and closed the kitchen door most of the way to block off the light and the tantrum ceased instantly
tycho the turtle, also diurnal, was VERY upset with me today for the same reason. i finally got up and closed the kitchen door most of the way to block off the light and the tantrum ceased instantly
ftr i try not to inaccurately anthropomorphize animals. even in jest/fondness i feel it's a bad habit that inevitably feeds into treating animals inappropriately
that being said, my experiences helping prism navigate his cone have all but convinced me cats can feel embarassment
that being said, my experiences helping prism navigate his cone have all but convinced me cats can feel embarassment
March 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
ftr i try not to inaccurately anthropomorphize animals. even in jest/fondness i feel it's a bad habit that inevitably feeds into treating animals inappropriately
that being said, my experiences helping prism navigate his cone have all but convinced me cats can feel embarassment
that being said, my experiences helping prism navigate his cone have all but convinced me cats can feel embarassment
they really didn't hit the american accents tho. sorry lads. your performances were great but your accents were not
sad because usually if anyone can do it, it's australians!
i honestly don't know why we make actors fake accents for original work. like. they can just be english
sad because usually if anyone can do it, it's australians!
i honestly don't know why we make actors fake accents for original work. like. they can just be english
March 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
they really didn't hit the american accents tho. sorry lads. your performances were great but your accents were not
sad because usually if anyone can do it, it's australians!
i honestly don't know why we make actors fake accents for original work. like. they can just be english
sad because usually if anyone can do it, it's australians!
i honestly don't know why we make actors fake accents for original work. like. they can just be english
like, i came for the fucked up psych horror 4D chess intensely convoluted absolute bugfuck bananas content, and i got it, in spades--but i wasn't ready to get EMOTIONS about it
the acting is SO fucking good. including the kid who knocked it out of the park for being a child actor
the acting is SO fucking good. including the kid who knocked it out of the park for being a child actor
March 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
like, i came for the fucked up psych horror 4D chess intensely convoluted absolute bugfuck bananas content, and i got it, in spades--but i wasn't ready to get EMOTIONS about it
the acting is SO fucking good. including the kid who knocked it out of the park for being a child actor
the acting is SO fucking good. including the kid who knocked it out of the park for being a child actor