Orchid Blume
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Orchid Blume
@orchidblume.bsky.social
· Dec 12
For legal reasons I'm just a silly willy.
Anyone get their tax return yet? It's taking the longest it ever has to be approved.
February 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Anyone get their tax return yet? It's taking the longest it ever has to be approved.
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I am going to become the joe rogan of the theft. I'm going to start stealing things from the lowest shelf at the grocery store
February 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I am going to become the joe rogan of the theft. I'm going to start stealing things from the lowest shelf at the grocery store
Boundaries are beautiful. Admire and respect them, both your own and others.
January 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Boundaries are beautiful. Admire and respect them, both your own and others.
If Mike's lemonade is hard for longer than four hours, please consult Mike's doctor.
January 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If Mike's lemonade is hard for longer than four hours, please consult Mike's doctor.
This government acting like a bunch of Sackville-Bagginses I tell you what.
January 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This government acting like a bunch of Sackville-Bagginses I tell you what.
My being trans is a religious practice. My transness is a large part of my spiritual explorations and work, and has multiple historic religious references including (by no means an exhaustive list):
January 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My being trans is a religious practice. My transness is a large part of my spiritual explorations and work, and has multiple historic religious references including (by no means an exhaustive list):
I wish Elon was pushed down the stairs like he use to
January 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I wish Elon was pushed down the stairs like he use to
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Beloved ally friends, there is a difference between offering support and needing to vent fear with someone. I recognize that there's a message of "check on your queer friends" going around, but like a lot of quick messages, there's some nuance being lost.
Before you reach out, please do a quick...
Before you reach out, please do a quick...
January 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Beloved ally friends, there is a difference between offering support and needing to vent fear with someone. I recognize that there's a message of "check on your queer friends" going around, but like a lot of quick messages, there's some nuance being lost.
Before you reach out, please do a quick...
Before you reach out, please do a quick...
Nice work, Chicago.
January 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Nice work, Chicago.
According to executive order, we now officially have the first woman president.
January 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
According to executive order, we now officially have the first woman president.
You be having cocktails. I be having fruit cocktail. We are not the same
January 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You be having cocktails. I be having fruit cocktail. We are not the same
"It's so cold my plumber pulled his pants up"
-my dad
-my dad
January 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"It's so cold my plumber pulled his pants up"
-my dad
-my dad
Hail the traveler. May David Lynch's memory be a blessing.
January 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hail the traveler. May David Lynch's memory be a blessing.
Xiaohongshu seems fun but I'm already juggling too many apps #MiddleAgeSecondPubertyProblems
January 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Xiaohongshu seems fun but I'm already juggling too many apps #MiddleAgeSecondPubertyProblems
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Remember when Grimes took "anti-imperialist" out of her bio once she started fucking Elon
Hey, why are all those dogs barking
January 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Remember when Grimes took "anti-imperialist" out of her bio once she started fucking Elon
