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Orchard
@orchardshark.bsky.social
Lavender-scented Leopard-Shark • He/They • Bi but bi-myself • 🔞 • Bay Area
Friendly reminder that shit sucks nationally but you can make it suck less for your community by voting in local elections happening NOW
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Holy shit I love stupid gay puppies
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Huge shoutout to Nagabe’s new book for making me feel funny things about furry boys - I’m assigning it to all you bluesky pervs as homework
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Guess I gotta make a new sona since I’m actually the bread goat
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Why they got cum on tap here
September 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Surprise hoes I’m at AFC - come say hi
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Funk yeah lil buddy spotted
September 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Lost my job but the jackpot is huge - time to see if my luck balances out
September 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’m sorry, WHO???
July 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Busted quiz keeps giving me the same answer no matter how many times I retake it
June 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
So I just pulled up here and it turns out everyone knows you??

Didn’t know you were freaky like that
April 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Whats up yall I’ve decided to be horny on main
April 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Seeing San Jose turn out for what’s right got me feeling a sense of hope I’ve been missing for months

#HandsOff
April 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My culture is not your catchphrase
January 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My first #fursuitfriday!

Shoutout @gaybloobirdy.bird.gay for the excellent photos and all the other homies that made this FC memorable🫶
January 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Who’s drinking the post party cocktail combo soup?
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Making sure I got plenty of bread before the dealers den beats my wallet’s ass
January 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Holy shit pulling good cards is better than cocaine

(I have never tried coke)
December 18, 2024 at 11:33 PM
He’s literally built like a breadstick??
November 1, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Congrats on all the new followers!
October 24, 2024 at 2:21 AM
New train day!
It’s so quiet I can hear people three rows over whispering
#caltrain
September 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I can only imagine the high I’d be riding if I had joined 16,453 users later
September 17, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Please come down it’s been 3 days and I’m horny
April 3, 2024 at 3:53 PM
How long can a bad dragon stay stuck to the ceiling? It’s at least 27 hours
April 1, 2024 at 7:57 PM
You can always tell it’s spring when the big gulp trees start fruiting
March 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM