Orchard
@orchardshark.bsky.social
Lavender-scented Leopard-Shark • He/They • Bi but bi-myself • 🔞 • Bay Area
Friendly reminder that shit sucks nationally but you can make it suck less for your community by voting in local elections happening NOW
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Friendly reminder that shit sucks nationally but you can make it suck less for your community by voting in local elections happening NOW
Holy shit I love stupid gay puppies
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Holy shit I love stupid gay puppies
Huge shoutout to Nagabe’s new book for making me feel funny things about furry boys - I’m assigning it to all you bluesky pervs as homework
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Huge shoutout to Nagabe’s new book for making me feel funny things about furry boys - I’m assigning it to all you bluesky pervs as homework
Guess I gotta make a new sona since I’m actually the bread goat
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Guess I gotta make a new sona since I’m actually the bread goat
Why they got cum on tap here
September 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Why they got cum on tap here
Surprise hoes I’m at AFC - come say hi
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Surprise hoes I’m at AFC - come say hi
Funk yeah lil buddy spotted
September 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Funk yeah lil buddy spotted
Lost my job but the jackpot is huge - time to see if my luck balances out
September 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Lost my job but the jackpot is huge - time to see if my luck balances out
Busted quiz keeps giving me the same answer no matter how many times I retake it
June 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Busted quiz keeps giving me the same answer no matter how many times I retake it
So I just pulled up here and it turns out everyone knows you??
Didn’t know you were freaky like that
Didn’t know you were freaky like that
April 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So I just pulled up here and it turns out everyone knows you??
Didn’t know you were freaky like that
Didn’t know you were freaky like that
Whats up yall I’ve decided to be horny on main
April 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Whats up yall I’ve decided to be horny on main
My culture is not your catchphrase
January 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My culture is not your catchphrase
My first #fursuitfriday!
Shoutout @gaybloobirdy.bird.gay for the excellent photos and all the other homies that made this FC memorable🫶
Shoutout @gaybloobirdy.bird.gay for the excellent photos and all the other homies that made this FC memorable🫶
January 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
My first #fursuitfriday!
Shoutout @gaybloobirdy.bird.gay for the excellent photos and all the other homies that made this FC memorable🫶
Shoutout @gaybloobirdy.bird.gay for the excellent photos and all the other homies that made this FC memorable🫶
Who’s drinking the post party cocktail combo soup?
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Who’s drinking the post party cocktail combo soup?
Making sure I got plenty of bread before the dealers den beats my wallet’s ass
January 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Making sure I got plenty of bread before the dealers den beats my wallet’s ass
Holy shit pulling good cards is better than cocaine
(I have never tried coke)
(I have never tried coke)
December 18, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Holy shit pulling good cards is better than cocaine
(I have never tried coke)
(I have never tried coke)
He’s literally built like a breadstick??
November 1, 2024 at 7:45 PM
He’s literally built like a breadstick??
Congrats on all the new followers!
October 24, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Congrats on all the new followers!
September 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I can only imagine the high I’d be riding if I had joined 16,453 users later
September 17, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I can only imagine the high I’d be riding if I had joined 16,453 users later
Please come down it’s been 3 days and I’m horny
April 3, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Please come down it’s been 3 days and I’m horny
How long can a bad dragon stay stuck to the ceiling? It’s at least 27 hours
April 1, 2024 at 7:57 PM
How long can a bad dragon stay stuck to the ceiling? It’s at least 27 hours
You can always tell it’s spring when the big gulp trees start fruiting
March 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
You can always tell it’s spring when the big gulp trees start fruiting