Orc Chop
orcchop.bsky.social
Orc Chop
@orcchop.bsky.social
One injured and one out for the game and we're only six seconds in!
#cowboysvseagles
September 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Blood for the blood god!
Skulls for the skull throne!
Poop for the poop knife!
July 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
what if Jason Bateman was a karate teacher?
July 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"If you don't like America, you can get out!"

Me: "Well, you're the ones who stormed the capitol so..."
July 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Clever people make pain into art. Others, just make drama.
February 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
They greased the ball. It's the only explanation. #nfl #kansascitychiefs #buffalobills
January 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I don't wanna armchair quarterback so instead I'll just ask what the @buffalo-bills.bsky.social are smoking and how much is an ounce. #nfl #kansascitychiefs #buffalobills
January 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I could hear buttholes pucker when that ball was in the air #tampabaybuccaneers #washingtoncommanders #nfl
January 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Irving from the #tampabaybuccaneers running the ball and not having his mouth guard in makes me very nervous #NFL
January 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Do sports announcers ever hear their broadcast and cringe at the sound of their own voice?
January 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My sleep paralysis demon quit. Too much farting.
December 31, 2024 at 11:44 PM
The @nyjetsfootball.bsky.social didn't give up and finished strong. I can't help but respect that.
December 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Me watching the bills score another TD:
#nfl
December 29, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I may look old and fat, but that's only because I was bitten by a radioactive Santa Claus.
December 17, 2024 at 5:17 AM
It wasn't Harambe. It was the black sarcophagus.
December 12, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by Orc Chop
Free Leonard Peltier.
December 7, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Was that Agent 47 in that video?
December 6, 2024 at 8:48 AM
CELEBRATORY PENGUIN SLIDES! #BuffaloBills #NFL
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 AM
This dude did a penguin slide into the end zone then made a snow angel! I love it! #Buffalobills #49ers #NFL
December 2, 2024 at 4:05 AM
The ball is so slippery, the @nflbluesky.bsky.social should really start using cartoon noises during the replays. @buffalo-bills.bsky.social @sanfrancisco49ers.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 3:56 AM