Alex
@orcasha.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🤘
Enby. Queer. A bit of a nerd. Inconsistent themes. Partial stream of consciousness. Occasionally coherent.
Enby. Queer. A bit of a nerd. Inconsistent themes. Partial stream of consciousness. Occasionally coherent.
Time series modelling is consistently asking yourself "where have I fucked up" when the predictions are good
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Time series modelling is consistently asking yourself "where have I fucked up" when the predictions are good
Achievement unlocked - Hanging garden hose installed.
Second achievement unlocked - Resisting the urge to say "Look at all my hose"
Second achievement unlocked - Resisting the urge to say "Look at all my hose"
October 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Achievement unlocked - Hanging garden hose installed.
Second achievement unlocked - Resisting the urge to say "Look at all my hose"
Second achievement unlocked - Resisting the urge to say "Look at all my hose"
I remembered my login! 🎉
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I remembered my login! 🎉
A new pair of combat boots that don't have a footpad made of concrete? Bliss. My calves, hips and lower back are so relaxed right now 🫠
September 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
A new pair of combat boots that don't have a footpad made of concrete? Bliss. My calves, hips and lower back are so relaxed right now 🫠
Am I hungover or coming down with something? Por che no los dos? 😅
September 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Am I hungover or coming down with something? Por che no los dos? 😅
What's happened to me? Home by 11 on a Saturday. Currently eating string beans while waiting for dumplings, broccoli and peas to steam.
Actually, NM. I'm content here
Actually, NM. I'm content here
August 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
What's happened to me? Home by 11 on a Saturday. Currently eating string beans while waiting for dumplings, broccoli and peas to steam.
Actually, NM. I'm content here
Actually, NM. I'm content here
The inertia to get ready for work is overwhelming
August 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The inertia to get ready for work is overwhelming
I'm going to sleep with my blinds open. Will I be woken up by sunshine or my own internal demons screaming at 3am so I'm not able to sleep until sunrise? Who knows? 😅
August 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I'm going to sleep with my blinds open. Will I be woken up by sunshine or my own internal demons screaming at 3am so I'm not able to sleep until sunrise? Who knows? 😅
Unrelated, I don't understand how folks without a nesting partner sleep in the middle of the bed. I've always had a side
Oh look, I finally chose a line with something (queer enby agnostic joke there)
Oh look, I finally chose a line with something (queer enby agnostic joke there)
August 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Unrelated, I don't understand how folks without a nesting partner sleep in the middle of the bed. I've always had a side
Oh look, I finally chose a line with something (queer enby agnostic joke there)
Oh look, I finally chose a line with something (queer enby agnostic joke there)
Why does future / past Tupal look like Yoda
#20YearsTooLate
#20YearsTooLate
August 4, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Why does future / past Tupal look like Yoda
#20YearsTooLate
#20YearsTooLate
I never imagined a large part of my current life would consist of looking up second hand rugs on the internet
July 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I never imagined a large part of my current life would consist of looking up second hand rugs on the internet
TIL a vacuum power head doesn't work on polished concrete and now I need to resort to a broom like a peasant
Also "Vacuum power head doesn't work on polished concrete" is IMO an awesome name for an Avant Garde funk jazz meets grindcore band who specialise in songs about Sanrio characters
Also "Vacuum power head doesn't work on polished concrete" is IMO an awesome name for an Avant Garde funk jazz meets grindcore band who specialise in songs about Sanrio characters
July 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
TIL a vacuum power head doesn't work on polished concrete and now I need to resort to a broom like a peasant
Also "Vacuum power head doesn't work on polished concrete" is IMO an awesome name for an Avant Garde funk jazz meets grindcore band who specialise in songs about Sanrio characters
Also "Vacuum power head doesn't work on polished concrete" is IMO an awesome name for an Avant Garde funk jazz meets grindcore band who specialise in songs about Sanrio characters
Far too much tape but no string 😔
July 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Far too much tape but no string 😔
Asking a shower head to tell me its secrets was not on my bingo card for today...
July 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Asking a shower head to tell me its secrets was not on my bingo card for today...
"Where did my tea escape to" is not an utterance I ever expected to say
July 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"Where did my tea escape to" is not an utterance I ever expected to say
I was concerned about moving close to a train line. I'm now concerned about just how comforting I find the sound of trains going passed
July 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I was concerned about moving close to a train line. I'm now concerned about just how comforting I find the sound of trains going passed
TIL that at the age of 42 I can still potentially change careers to cat burglar if I'd like 🎉
July 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
TIL that at the age of 42 I can still potentially change careers to cat burglar if I'd like 🎉
Today I forgot the words aluminium foil and found the closest semantic approximation in my brain was "crackle paper"
And I ain't mad about it at all
And I ain't mad about it at all
June 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Today I forgot the words aluminium foil and found the closest semantic approximation in my brain was "crackle paper"
And I ain't mad about it at all
And I ain't mad about it at all
I'm going to buy myself a tagine as a housewarming gift 👌
June 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm going to buy myself a tagine as a housewarming gift 👌
Does researching the cheapest recycling centre to take mattresses to make me adult now?
June 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Does researching the cheapest recycling centre to take mattresses to make me adult now?
Sometimes, just sometimes, I get nostalgic for when AI (in the bubble term that subsumes statistical, ML and neural net based methods like Cronus devouring his children) was called pattern recognition
June 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Sometimes, just sometimes, I get nostalgic for when AI (in the bubble term that subsumes statistical, ML and neural net based methods like Cronus devouring his children) was called pattern recognition
Sugar soap, how I love you.
May 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sugar soap, how I love you.
Blue cheese fuelled dreams
May 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Blue cheese fuelled dreams
It is past midday. My time for tea has ended 😔
May 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It is past midday. My time for tea has ended 😔