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simultaneously skeeting and pirating on this muthafükkin airplame ( this person's hair smells soooʻoo nnngood :^) (i can smell it from afar, i'm not even leaning in there)( are we still saying skeet?)
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
simultaneously skeeting and pirating on this muthafükkin airplame ( this person's hair smells soooʻoo nnngood :^) (i can smell it from afar, i'm not even leaning in there)( are we still saying skeet?)
50 cent, more like 50 percent
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
50 cent, more like 50 percent
bro finally someone said it
February 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
bro finally someone said it
if this works ill never say a cuss again
February 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
if this works ill never say a cuss again
learning about ARMvs86bit architecture or some shit, if this works i wont kms ( also might not if it doesnt work will see)
February 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
learning about ARMvs86bit architecture or some shit, if this works i wont kms ( also might not if it doesnt work will see)
my buddy Todd just did this and he can grow a full beard now, the insurance company sent him a pair of PitVipers because seeing his raw face got nurses pregnant. he's actually on his way to bring me to the Walgreens to berate the commie pharmacist and get a tub of chew. hell yeah here he is now!
February 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
my buddy Todd just did this and he can grow a full beard now, the insurance company sent him a pair of PitVipers because seeing his raw face got nurses pregnant. he's actually on his way to bring me to the Walgreens to berate the commie pharmacist and get a tub of chew. hell yeah here he is now!
i imagine this is not unlike what michelangelo felt as he neared the completion of David... is this my Icarus moment or are we at the ground floor of something bigger than us all... and why does warm Reign energy drink taste exactly like those 12%/16oz Clubtails you get for $2 at bodegas?
February 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i imagine this is not unlike what michelangelo felt as he neared the completion of David... is this my Icarus moment or are we at the ground floor of something bigger than us all... and why does warm Reign energy drink taste exactly like those 12%/16oz Clubtails you get for $2 at bodegas?
i browse the nicotine+ chatrooms so you don't have to... this one's pretty good
January 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i browse the nicotine+ chatrooms so you don't have to... this one's pretty good
44. imagine unfollowing me. this is who You are unfollowing
January 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
44. imagine unfollowing me. this is who You are unfollowing
fresh, premium, locally sourced nicotine+ copypasta- transcription in alt text
![23:48:01 [ptolemys_massive_fist] I've been an OPM employee for nearly a decade and a Federal employee for almost 20 years. I've never witnessed anything even remotely close to what's happening right now. In short, there's a hostile takeover of the federal civil service.
23:48:08 [ptolemys_massive_fist] Let me say this in no uncertain terms - OPM has been compromised and taken over. The very backbone of the American Government, the HR of all HR in the U.S. Government has been taken over by outside politicals. In just five days, they managed to push aside dozens of non-political, career civil servants who were there specifically to prevent the civil service from becoming the President's henchmen.
23:48:14 [ptolemys_massive_fist] The current Acting Director, Charles (Chuck) Ezell is a low-level branch chief. He's the friendliest "yes man" you'll ever meet. He never says no. It's clear they pushed aside all the high-level non-political civil servants who refused to do D*nald *rump's bidding, until they found Chuck.
23:48:21 [ptolemys_massive_fist] Under his name, they've sent numerous requests to all the agencies to collect information on government employees that they see as a threat to their agenda. Instructions say to send these lists to Amanda Scales. But Amanda is not actually an OPM employee, she works for El*n M*sk. She wasn't even properly cleared by OPM Personnel Security.
23:48:27 [ptolemys_massive_fist] Our CIO, Melvin Brown, (also a non-political career civil servant) was pushed aside just one week into his tenure because he refused to set up email lists to send out direct communications to all career civil servants. Such communications are normally left up to each agency.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5kao7at7mgdponnvbj56go5n/bafkreie3u5tz2jw3gkedacyz4ldznwqm5pwdtjfls2nfv3u6odxbqd6key@jpeg)
January 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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on my way to find some
January 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
on my way to find some
i'm not manic it's just that i really like staying up for three days at a time archiving Longmont Potion Castle media and making albums of unreleased tracks with custom album covers and metadata and distributing them with a spreadsheet of all known LPC media n what's missing and yeah i'm not manic!
January 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
i'm not manic it's just that i really like staying up for three days at a time archiving Longmont Potion Castle media and making albums of unreleased tracks with custom album covers and metadata and distributing them with a spreadsheet of all known LPC media n what's missing and yeah i'm not manic!
i'm not manic so i'm reskeeting all my greatest skeets (3 AM btw) and then probs dipping in my inbox, that 4 is now an 8 and my "people who care about me are worried" senses are tingling
January 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
i'm not manic so i'm reskeeting all my greatest skeets (3 AM btw) and then probs dipping in my inbox, that 4 is now an 8 and my "people who care about me are worried" senses are tingling
this one's a classic, please take good care of it
January 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
this one's a classic, please take good care of it
mom: we have spotify wrapped at home!
spotify wrapped at home:
spotify wrapped at home:
January 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
mom: we have spotify wrapped at home!
spotify wrapped at home:
spotify wrapped at home:
all my homies use nicotine+ chatrooms at 3 AM (and have small cocks)
December 31, 2024 at 8:55 AM
all my homies use nicotine+ chatrooms at 3 AM (and have small cocks)
no sleep just worm
December 29, 2024 at 3:09 AM
no sleep just worm
i say i'm not a nerd but i just learned about Amélie and my first thought was "omg fitgirl is in a movie?"
December 28, 2024 at 8:43 PM
i say i'm not a nerd but i just learned about Amélie and my first thought was "omg fitgirl is in a movie?"
ive been trying to get this ONE EPISODE of mythbusters for over two months and it's been stuck at 0 peers and someone somewhere must love me very much or chanukah came early for this luftmensch! hope all of you are well <3
December 24, 2024 at 7:28 PM
ive been trying to get this ONE EPISODE of mythbusters for over two months and it's been stuck at 0 peers and someone somewhere must love me very much or chanukah came early for this luftmensch! hope all of you are well <3
it is with a very heavy heart I mus announce- my new Friends Hanas has blocked me :^(
December 23, 2024 at 10:39 AM
it is with a very heavy heart I mus announce- my new Friends Hanas has blocked me :^(
the bes thing about Blue sky is the friendf we make in here on the website ( i made a new friend hi hanas!) and it was so easy
December 23, 2024 at 2:59 AM
the bes thing about Blue sky is the friendf we make in here on the website ( i made a new friend hi hanas!) and it was so easy