Favorite activities include: spending 30 minutes figuring out what movie is playing in the bar

Her strategy to get pets is to sit next to me and purr (successful 100% of the time)

If you’re wondering how married life is going, Bailey just spent an hour and a half teaching me all the cranial nerves

Whenever Bailey wears 4” inseams around the house I start sounding like the douchiest man you know

Getting a pork roll egg and cheese (light ketchup) on an egg everything bagel every day I’m in Jersey

The epic highs and lows of making the last streetcar only for it to end service 5 stops away from my apartment 😭😭😭

My dad keeps leaving me on read somebody call my therapist stat

Bailey asked why there was a Tupperware with only 3 pieces of pasta left in it so I had to tell him about Night Time Pasta