Why are you running, you fools? Cats aren't dangerous!

That is a very concerned sea hare

I worked for a property management place for a few years. Landlords were livid anytime we fixed something even though we were required to by law. Like, I'm sorry but they can sue if their air conditioning isn't fixed in 20 days and you hired us to do this for you.

This guy isn't Christian, he actually worships Disney's Gargoyles.