Google sucks.

For posterity

Let us not forget that dumpy has had his eye on TikTok for a while, and that a narcissist creates a problem so that they can also be a hero. If he "saves" TikTok, I'm out, and I suggest for your safety you leave too. It will be a hotbed of incels and bots looking for opposition to their "daddy."

TikTok will be gone too.