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orallyexpulsive.bsky.social
Just Talking Sh*t 🌈🇦🇺
@orallyexpulsive.bsky.social
Political, Game Designer, Artist, Opinionated, but kind.
He he
You said "hard" 😜
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
P.s. nice butt 🔥
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Kindly reminding that you're at the gym and you're not getting out of your next set of reps that easy.
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I like the top middle one.
The glowy extremities and glowy tail go really well together 😀
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I would be very interested to read about it!
But the NY Times article you shared is "log in only" 😞
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Well just you wait until I tell you MY life story!!!!!

It all started when I first realised when I realised I couldn't hit a baseball very far...
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Actually, Green Lime is the best!
*Draws sword
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I once walked through the Sydney CBD (major corporate hub in Australia) at peak hour, and I was the only person in about a full kilometre walk not wearing black/grey.

Sooo depressing...
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
One day I might take part in fandom discourse for a bit of fun with the loons.
But not today.
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"Here's my peen as a marriage dowry."
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Let that dementia cook! He might be onto something with this.
A little bit of robin hood action sounds great!
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
k
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
She said "stop looking at your animes and find a girlfriend"
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
And not a single moment was wasted while I wasted my time on these comics 💖
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I've learned I can do lots of physical or mental exertion. I can work pretty ok with no sleep.
But I can't skip meals 😜
It's tooo disastrous for me!
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*begins frothing violently at the mouth
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I'm so glad this result costs an entire tree in greenhouse gasses to produce 💖
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Big Mood
I'm exhausted.

Have a hug from a random person on the internet.
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You live in the age of the internet now. People want more, faster!! And if they don't get it, they have a platform to speculate with others on it.

It's almost its own form of storytelling.
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I tried thinking of a saltana pun for like 5 minutes, but came up dry.
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Oh my, what a cute little pretzel.
Sure would be a shame if someone were to fuck it 🤷
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Yiiiiiikes........
I'm a huge shit talker and even I'm not that bad.
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM