Matt Searle
oraclematt.bsky.social
Matt Searle
@oraclematt.bsky.social
Oracle specialist, cricket lover, experienced non-executive director, rapidly balding.

Functionally unique (according to Davis & Moore).
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fast work everyone 😃

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February 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I've seen the cybertruck referred to as the Deplorean and Incel Camino.

All genius names for them.
January 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The grift that just keeps on gifting
January 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Oh no you didn't!
January 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
50/50 flour and weetabix, mixed with butter and sugar for the topping. Makes it even better to eat with cream later on.
January 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I got "shushed" in the cinema for laughing out loud at bits, particularly where she's standing on the cliff top and he comes to save her.

Ludicrous film.
December 21, 2024 at 11:50 PM
There's some really good advice at payontime.co.uk about how to calculate that you're owed and how to chase it down.
The Late Payment of Commercial Debts Regulations 2013 - Pay On Time
The only UK website dedicated to help businesses exercise their statutory rights to claim interest & compensation from late payers.
payontime.co.uk
December 11, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Time to break out the big sun hat
December 11, 2024 at 8:31 AM