𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚-𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣 ヷバジ
@opulentmonarchy.is.a.cutie.fyi
Say my name 3 times fast and I'll appear at your Bar Mitzvah!
Thats crazy that this is a real picture and is no way AI
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Thats crazy that this is a real picture and is no way AI
Till the series finale
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Till the series finale
Me being led into the break room for the "pizza party" (they're gonna shoot me in the back of the head)
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Me being led into the break room for the "pizza party" (they're gonna shoot me in the back of the head)
Imagine getting the role of a lifetime, and you spend half the movie with Bowie's fat cock in your face
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Imagine getting the role of a lifetime, and you spend half the movie with Bowie's fat cock in your face
Thats crazy they made Balatro into a real card game
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Thats crazy they made Balatro into a real card game
Does Gavin Newsom know about this
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Does Gavin Newsom know about this
Dick Cheney greeting people at the pearly gates (2025, colored)
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dick Cheney greeting people at the pearly gates (2025, colored)
(TINY RANT) This little sycophantic, vitamin D deficient, masturbatory sock puppet is Steven Miller. This insipid smiling crotch goblin is utterly one of the worst human beings walking this planet, and the reason why your friends of color are afraid to walk the streets. He's currently living on(1/3)
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
(TINY RANT) This little sycophantic, vitamin D deficient, masturbatory sock puppet is Steven Miller. This insipid smiling crotch goblin is utterly one of the worst human beings walking this planet, and the reason why your friends of color are afraid to walk the streets. He's currently living on(1/3)
Don't bother. It's not even the right video ffs
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Don't bother. It's not even the right video ffs
Me, when I try to sneak in a whole rotisserie chicken into the movie theater
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Me, when I try to sneak in a whole rotisserie chicken into the movie theater
"Hey Vlad, super quick quesh: you know those guys you dont like very much? Haha no the other ones. Yes, Ukraine. Hey, you cool if I send them stuff to kill you? What do you mean no? I thought we were-- you're gonna what? In my what? Yeah, okay I'll tell them. Bye, daddy."
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"Hey Vlad, super quick quesh: you know those guys you dont like very much? Haha no the other ones. Yes, Ukraine. Hey, you cool if I send them stuff to kill you? What do you mean no? I thought we were-- you're gonna what? In my what? Yeah, okay I'll tell them. Bye, daddy."
Damn, what they doing in the NFL
October 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Damn, what they doing in the NFL
Depression: COMPLETE
We're healing
We're healing
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Depression: COMPLETE
We're healing
We're healing
Its really weird when a Butters quote (that isnt "Kill John Lennon") helps me in any way
October 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Its really weird when a Butters quote (that isnt "Kill John Lennon") helps me in any way
How old @possum.girlfriend.fyi says I am , vs how old I feel rn
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
How old @possum.girlfriend.fyi says I am , vs how old I feel rn
Why does everyone in this picture have a Bible that was signed by Jimmy Buffet
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why does everyone in this picture have a Bible that was signed by Jimmy Buffet
I love this autism weather
September 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I love this autism weather
Gonna take a whole bunch of these and get super autistic tonight
September 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Gonna take a whole bunch of these and get super autistic tonight
Absolutely no one:
9-1-1 season 10 trailer next year:
9-1-1 season 10 trailer next year:
September 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Absolutely no one:
9-1-1 season 10 trailer next year:
9-1-1 season 10 trailer next year:
Imagine drawing this picture and thinking what an artist you are and people just use it for memes like "mom wont let me have choccy milk. She just doesnt understand the beast inside me"
September 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Imagine drawing this picture and thinking what an artist you are and people just use it for memes like "mom wont let me have choccy milk. She just doesnt understand the beast inside me"
Mystery breakfast burrito
September 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Mystery breakfast burrito