Bucket Shop Billy
@optionspuru.bsky.social
Long/short options trader
Chat GPT be like
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Chat GPT be like
Despite Gary being wrong on every metric by “orders of magnitude”, TSLA stock is actually 32% higher than when he posted this. 🤷♂️
July 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Despite Gary being wrong on every metric by “orders of magnitude”, TSLA stock is actually 32% higher than when he posted this. 🤷♂️
Like… a 3rd grader could do better:
June 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Like… a 3rd grader could do better:
“Randall? I haven’t heard that name in years”
May 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
“Randall? I haven’t heard that name in years”
Gotta get this dingus a bed at the insane asylum after today’s 10% move.
April 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Gotta get this dingus a bed at the insane asylum after today’s 10% move.
Watching this market catch a bid
March 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Watching this market catch a bid
@internethippo.bsky.social I still think about this one.
February 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@internethippo.bsky.social I still think about this one.
Gonna be the word of 2025 but somehow it doesn’t yet exist
February 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Gonna be the word of 2025 but somehow it doesn’t yet exist