optimus_rivers
@optimusrivers.bsky.social
Some guy who likes movies, video games, and photography.
I’m new to MTG, but do they have MTG themed cards? 😂 Like, what’s just plain MTG?
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m new to MTG, but do they have MTG themed cards? 😂 Like, what’s just plain MTG?
Oh hai! You found me (post FB deletion) Yeah, uh, that’s probably not going to stick. See you back in October. IYKYK IYDKTO
September 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh hai! You found me (post FB deletion) Yeah, uh, that’s probably not going to stick. See you back in October. IYKYK IYDKTO
You know you’re in trouble when the salads at the Mexican restaurant is Mild Medium Pace.
April 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You know you’re in trouble when the salads at the Mexican restaurant is Mild Medium Pace.
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Serving unimaginable levels of cunt
April 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Serving unimaginable levels of cunt
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“You should just be grateful and say thanks you.” (JD Vance) just FYI for my girlies, that’s how abusers talk when they are giving you crumbs and treating you terribly. 🚩 stay safe loves.
February 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“You should just be grateful and say thanks you.” (JD Vance) just FYI for my girlies, that’s how abusers talk when they are giving you crumbs and treating you terribly. 🚩 stay safe loves.
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Fascist countries ban apps.
Fascist countries ban websites.
Fascist countries do this under the guise of threats to national security, it is really about suppressing the free speech of its citizens and insuring they can control the perspective.
I refuse to use any Zuckerberg or Musk apps.
Fascist countries ban websites.
Fascist countries do this under the guise of threats to national security, it is really about suppressing the free speech of its citizens and insuring they can control the perspective.
I refuse to use any Zuckerberg or Musk apps.
January 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Fascist countries ban apps.
Fascist countries ban websites.
Fascist countries do this under the guise of threats to national security, it is really about suppressing the free speech of its citizens and insuring they can control the perspective.
I refuse to use any Zuckerberg or Musk apps.
Fascist countries ban websites.
Fascist countries do this under the guise of threats to national security, it is really about suppressing the free speech of its citizens and insuring they can control the perspective.
I refuse to use any Zuckerberg or Musk apps.
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something about watching capitalism-critical Squid Game be so capitalism’d that they made a Squid Game 2 and have one of the most elaborate marketing campaigns of all time really hits different
January 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
something about watching capitalism-critical Squid Game be so capitalism’d that they made a Squid Game 2 and have one of the most elaborate marketing campaigns of all time really hits different
I love that a bunch of rich people saw Squid Game and thought, “sick, we should do that for real. Obviously we can’t kill them, that’s illegal, but everything else 👍🏼”
January 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I love that a bunch of rich people saw Squid Game and thought, “sick, we should do that for real. Obviously we can’t kill them, that’s illegal, but everything else 👍🏼”
Mr. Beast standing on a mountain of $5M in cash looking down on a thousand people who desperately want it is the epitome of US classism.
January 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Mr. Beast standing on a mountain of $5M in cash looking down on a thousand people who desperately want it is the epitome of US classism.
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Jimmy's here in Heaven, and let me tell you, it's rare to meet someone who got the 'love thy neighbor' part so right.
December 31, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Jimmy's here in Heaven, and let me tell you, it's rare to meet someone who got the 'love thy neighbor' part so right.
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Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”
December 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”
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I just saw a diagram of the likely skeleton of the hamburger helper guy on X. Now I’m pro censorship
November 17, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I just saw a diagram of the likely skeleton of the hamburger helper guy on X. Now I’m pro censorship
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Favorite line from a person talking pseudo-science at dinner, “I don’t how it works, I’m not a scientist…” I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for saying absolutely nothing.
November 29, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Favorite line from a person talking pseudo-science at dinner, “I don’t how it works, I’m not a scientist…” I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for saying absolutely nothing.
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I miss when ‘sticking it to the man’ didn’t mean sticking it to science, history, and basic empathy.
November 27, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I miss when ‘sticking it to the man’ didn’t mean sticking it to science, history, and basic empathy.
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
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Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.
November 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.
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NOTE: The same guy who couldn’t successfully host a Twitter Space for Ron DeSantis was not able to somehow steal the election via satellite.
Believing this without evidence is not good, ok?
Please stop with the conspiracies. Be better than them. Be smarter. Please.
Believing this without evidence is not good, ok?
Please stop with the conspiracies. Be better than them. Be smarter. Please.
November 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
NOTE: The same guy who couldn’t successfully host a Twitter Space for Ron DeSantis was not able to somehow steal the election via satellite.
Believing this without evidence is not good, ok?
Please stop with the conspiracies. Be better than them. Be smarter. Please.
Believing this without evidence is not good, ok?
Please stop with the conspiracies. Be better than them. Be smarter. Please.
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Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.
November 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.