Philbo
@optimusphilbo.bsky.social
He/him.
Comics. Music.
The existential dread of life.
Amateur nonsense-merchant.
Comics. Music.
The existential dread of life.
Amateur nonsense-merchant.
Friendship really is just a two hour SITYSL sketch and it is perfect.
July 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Friendship really is just a two hour SITYSL sketch and it is perfect.
Yeah man, why doesn't TK push fucking Danhausen over MJF and Hangman? Absolutely insane and brain dead take.
Him. Hook. Adam Cole. Jay White. The entire ROH roster save for Athena and Bandido.
ALL BEING woefully under-utilized and overshadowed by Hardcore and Lifeless Mox, Dark and Bothersome Hangman, Obnoxious EVP Bucks, Cracker MJF, Mommie Dearest Toni Storm and so on.
Fix. It. Up. Tony. NOW.
ALL BEING woefully under-utilized and overshadowed by Hardcore and Lifeless Mox, Dark and Bothersome Hangman, Obnoxious EVP Bucks, Cracker MJF, Mommie Dearest Toni Storm and so on.
Fix. It. Up. Tony. NOW.
Danhausen's AEW contract is set to expire in July, barring any injury time being added, FightfulSelect.com has learned.
Full story for subscribers
Full story for subscribers
June 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yeah man, why doesn't TK push fucking Danhausen over MJF and Hangman? Absolutely insane and brain dead take.
In a year and a half they'll be swearing in JD Fucking Vance and his First Lady, a literal couch.
November 6, 2024 at 11:47 AM
In a year and a half they'll be swearing in JD Fucking Vance and his First Lady, a literal couch.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,439,523!
September 19, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,439,523!
This is now a Jungle Boy fan account.
April 23, 2024 at 1:05 AM
This is now a Jungle Boy fan account.
The Undertaker showed up to drag The Rock to the same shadow realm that the ambulance took Shaq to.
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April 8, 2024 at 3:53 AM
The Undertaker showed up to drag The Rock to the same shadow realm that the ambulance took Shaq to.
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Seth, you have equipped [SHIELD GEAR] this actually gives you a -10 to sneak attacks. Looks cool though.
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April 8, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Seth, you have equipped [SHIELD GEAR] this actually gives you a -10 to sneak attacks. Looks cool though.
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"CINEMA"
I'm begging these cunts to watch one movie. Just one. Please.
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I'm begging these cunts to watch one movie. Just one. Please.
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April 8, 2024 at 3:11 AM
"CINEMA"
I'm begging these cunts to watch one movie. Just one. Please.
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I'm begging these cunts to watch one movie. Just one. Please.
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I believe you legally cannot own this without being divorced. The universe will simply not allow it.
March 9, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I believe you legally cannot own this without being divorced. The universe will simply not allow it.
Me, before finding out what the show actually is: "Shark Tank? Oh my god that sounds rad as hell!"
February 22, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Me, before finding out what the show actually is: "Shark Tank? Oh my god that sounds rad as hell!"
I've upgraded to never making any posts on a website with *significantly* less Nazis.
February 9, 2024 at 9:08 AM
I've upgraded to never making any posts on a website with *significantly* less Nazis.