Joshua Hime
@optimushime.bsky.social
My promise to all my readers: I want to be funny or truthful, and only to the people who are currently following, never in the hope of gaining more attention. Please let me know if I let you down on this promise.
@netflix.com creates a Holiday “Is It Cake?” season and didn’t title it “‘Tis it Cake?”
This is the future of missed opportunities with AI taking writers’ jobs.
This is the future of missed opportunities with AI taking writers’ jobs.
December 20, 2024 at 1:05 AM
@netflix.com creates a Holiday “Is It Cake?” season and didn’t title it “‘Tis it Cake?”
This is the future of missed opportunities with AI taking writers’ jobs.
This is the future of missed opportunities with AI taking writers’ jobs.
As Elon Musk announced his appointment to the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), a smaller press conference was held for Kid Rock, who accepted his appointment to head the newly formed Bureau for Anglo-White Individuals Testing De-integration Away from Black Americans (BAWITDABA)
November 15, 2024 at 12:07 AM
As Elon Musk announced his appointment to the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), a smaller press conference was held for Kid Rock, who accepted his appointment to head the newly formed Bureau for Anglo-White Individuals Testing De-integration Away from Black Americans (BAWITDABA)
Leon really majored in Propaganda at the Shinra Power Company School of Continuing Education
November 14, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Leon really majored in Propaganda at the Shinra Power Company School of Continuing Education
Honestly as some who used this tab for searches in content creation and watched it go slowly to the same repeated articles over and over, yes, it’s a shame, but no, it’s not a surprise.
i've been online for pretty much my entire life, so i don't have a great frame of reference, but it feels like the internet is cooked? is it cooked on here? is it so over?
yet more garbage news for the news industry, piled on top of a garbage mountain, growing larger every day
February 23, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Honestly as some who used this tab for searches in content creation and watched it go slowly to the same repeated articles over and over, yes, it’s a shame, but no, it’s not a surprise.
On the sillier side of fiction, I’m going to nominate Tug Benson from Hot Shots! Part Deux.
His skin is made of asbestos, he dueled Saddam Hussein, and his fart incapacitated an entire naval lookout crew. My kind of president, the one who has true vision (through a View-Master)
His skin is made of asbestos, he dueled Saddam Hussein, and his fart incapacitated an entire naval lookout crew. My kind of president, the one who has true vision (through a View-Master)
February 19, 2024 at 5:46 PM
On the sillier side of fiction, I’m going to nominate Tug Benson from Hot Shots! Part Deux.
His skin is made of asbestos, he dueled Saddam Hussein, and his fart incapacitated an entire naval lookout crew. My kind of president, the one who has true vision (through a View-Master)
His skin is made of asbestos, he dueled Saddam Hussein, and his fart incapacitated an entire naval lookout crew. My kind of president, the one who has true vision (through a View-Master)
Fun fact: I was just making a funny joke last week about Michael Cera’s real name being Cereal Micah. It wasn’t true at all! His given name is, in fact, Cerano Mepper.
February 15, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Fun fact: I was just making a funny joke last week about Michael Cera’s real name being Cereal Micah. It wasn’t true at all! His given name is, in fact, Cerano Mepper.
Fun fact: Mel B is just a stage name. Her given name is Melissa Joan Bart.
February 11, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Fun fact: Mel B is just a stage name. Her given name is Melissa Joan Bart.
Fun fact: Hayao Miyazaki is just a stage name. His given name is Howl’s Moving Soccer Game.
February 10, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Fun fact: Hayao Miyazaki is just a stage name. His given name is Howl’s Moving Soccer Game.
Fun fact: Tatiana Maslany is just a stage name. Her given name is Messy Tupperware Bus Lady.
February 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Fun fact: Tatiana Maslany is just a stage name. Her given name is Messy Tupperware Bus Lady.
Fun fact: Scarlett Johansson is just a stage name. Her given name is Jar Jar Scovillescale.
February 9, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Fun fact: Scarlett Johansson is just a stage name. Her given name is Jar Jar Scovillescale.
Fun Fact: Olivia Coleman is just a stage name, having defected from Russia following her fleeing the fall of the Italian fascist regime. Her given name is Kolya Oliveman.
February 9, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Fun Fact: Olivia Coleman is just a stage name, having defected from Russia following her fleeing the fall of the Italian fascist regime. Her given name is Kolya Oliveman.
Fun Fact: Michael Cera is a stage name. His given name is Cereal Micah.
February 8, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Fun Fact: Michael Cera is a stage name. His given name is Cereal Micah.