ODN Opposite Day News
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Formerly a satirical news account set in an alternate timeline, now, it's just politics with snark and my thoughts on the world. Your host, Melanie Sovran Wolfe is here to hold your hand as we yell FDT. www.melaniesovranwolfe.net
"Speaker Mike Johnson, AKA Grinder Johnson, after being informed of the protests while in a closed-door prayer circle with Matt Gaetz and a Chick-fil-A catering tray,"
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MAGA Leaders React to Protests: It’s Dumber than Imagined
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April 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"Speaker Mike Johnson, AKA Grinder Johnson, after being informed of the protests while in a closed-door prayer circle with Matt Gaetz and a Chick-fil-A catering tray,"
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JD Vance, speaking from the Capitol, compared the protests to “a communist uprising” and warned that “George Soros is probably handing out gift cards and oat milk.” oppositedaynews.substack.com/p/trump-loya...
Trump Loyalists React to Protests: It's too Dumb to Ignore
OPPOSITE DAY NEWS: News from A Different Timeline
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April 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
JD Vance, speaking from the Capitol, compared the protests to “a communist uprising” and warned that “George Soros is probably handing out gift cards and oat milk.” oppositedaynews.substack.com/p/trump-loya...
In a press conference held beside a lobster boat and a very judgmental seagull, Mills announced a total export ban on Maine's top products—for U.S. consumers.
No more lobster, mussels, or oysters
wild blueberries or apples
And absolutely no maple syrup
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No more lobster, mussels, or oysters
wild blueberries or apples
And absolutely no maple syrup
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Trump Declares War on Maine. Maine Declares War on Breakfast.
Reported by Melanie Sovran Wolfe, who is trapped deep in the cold woods of Maine, totally not chanting, red rum, red rum.
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April 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
In a press conference held beside a lobster boat and a very judgmental seagull, Mills announced a total export ban on Maine's top products—for U.S. consumers.
No more lobster, mussels, or oysters
wild blueberries or apples
And absolutely no maple syrup
oppositedaynews.substack.com/p/trump-decl...
No more lobster, mussels, or oysters
wild blueberries or apples
And absolutely no maple syrup
oppositedaynews.substack.com/p/trump-decl...
In a plot twist no one asked for—but somehow fits the trajectory of 2025—Donald Trump has officially declared war on the state of Maine. Yes, Maine. The land of lobsters, lighthouses, and people who look you in the eye while judging your snow tires. oppositedaynews.substack.com/p/trump-decl...
Trump Declares War on Maine. Maine Declares War on Breakfast.
Reported by Melanie Sovran Wolfe, who is trapped deep in the cold woods of Maine, totally not chanting, red rum, red rum.
oppositedaynews.substack.com
April 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
In a plot twist no one asked for—but somehow fits the trajectory of 2025—Donald Trump has officially declared war on the state of Maine. Yes, Maine. The land of lobsters, lighthouses, and people who look you in the eye while judging your snow tires. oppositedaynews.substack.com/p/trump-decl...
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FIRED #NOAA SCIENTISTS
WARN OF DIRE GLOBAL
CONSEQUENCES TO PLANET
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#SAVENOAA #WENEEDNOAA #REPOST
#SUPPORTOURVETS
#SUPPORTFEDERALWORKERS
#PROTECTOURNATIONALFORESTS
#PARTICIPATE to #PRESERVEDEMOCRACY
and above all, #LeaveItBetterThanYouFoundIt
FIRED #NOAA SCIENTISTS
WARN OF DIRE GLOBAL
CONSEQUENCES TO PLANET
======================
#SAVENOAA #WENEEDNOAA #REPOST
#SUPPORTOURVETS
#SUPPORTFEDERALWORKERS
#PROTECTOURNATIONALFORESTS
#PARTICIPATE to #PRESERVEDEMOCRACY
and above all, #LeaveItBetterThanYouFoundIt
'Whether it’s weather updates people get on their apps, the issuing of storm warnings, the protection of plant and animal life, or completing predictive modeling for multibillion-dollar industries, the financial impacts and threat to life on this planet are “beyond consequential” with every firing.'
Fired California NOAA scientists warn of dire global consequences
NOAA scientists fired without explanation from the Monterey, California, office explain how their work is important to the continuation of life on this planet.
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March 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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FIRED #NOAA SCIENTISTS
WARN OF DIRE GLOBAL
CONSEQUENCES TO PLANET
======================
#SAVENOAA #WENEEDNOAA #REPOST
#SUPPORTOURVETS
#SUPPORTFEDERALWORKERS
#PROTECTOURNATIONALFORESTS
#PARTICIPATE to #PRESERVEDEMOCRACY
and above all, #LeaveItBetterThanYouFoundIt
FIRED #NOAA SCIENTISTS
WARN OF DIRE GLOBAL
CONSEQUENCES TO PLANET
======================
#SAVENOAA #WENEEDNOAA #REPOST
#SUPPORTOURVETS
#SUPPORTFEDERALWORKERS
#PROTECTOURNATIONALFORESTS
#PARTICIPATE to #PRESERVEDEMOCRACY
and above all, #LeaveItBetterThanYouFoundIt
In today’s top story, newly sworn in President Harris has officially signed the “America MAGA to Russia” Act, clearing the way for all hardcore MAGA loyalists to be deported to their true homeland—Vladimir Putin’s Russia. #satire
President Harris Announces Deportation of MAGA to Russia—ICE Begins Rounding Them Up
by Melanie Sovran Wolfe
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March 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In today’s top story, newly sworn in President Harris has officially signed the “America MAGA to Russia” Act, clearing the way for all hardcore MAGA loyalists to be deported to their true homeland—Vladimir Putin’s Russia. #satire
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
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Since the president has signed an EO making English the official language of the United States, here is the first non-English copy of the Declaration of Independence, printed in German just days after July 4, 1776. We have always been multilingual.
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March 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Since the president has signed an EO making English the official language of the United States, here is the first non-English copy of the Declaration of Independence, printed in German just days after July 4, 1776. We have always been multilingual.
cdm16274.contentdm.oclc.org/digital/coll...
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If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
March 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
America’s First ‘No Opinions Until After Coffee’ Law Passes!
After decades of morning grumpiness, regrettable 7 AM texts, and completely unnecessary pre-coffee political debates, America has finally had enough.
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After decades of morning grumpiness, regrettable 7 AM texts, and completely unnecessary pre-coffee political debates, America has finally had enough.
www.melaniesovranwolfe.net/oppositedayn...
February 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
America’s First ‘No Opinions Until After Coffee’ Law Passes!
After decades of morning grumpiness, regrettable 7 AM texts, and completely unnecessary pre-coffee political debates, America has finally had enough.
www.melaniesovranwolfe.net/oppositedayn...
After decades of morning grumpiness, regrettable 7 AM texts, and completely unnecessary pre-coffee political debates, America has finally had enough.
www.melaniesovranwolfe.net/oppositedayn...
News that makes you smile!
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Harris Greenlights Mars Colonization—MAGA Supporters Get First Seats!
by Melanie Sovran Wolfe
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February 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
News that makes you smile!
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Billionaire Meltdown: Harris Uses Billionaire Pocket Change to Fund Universal Childcare
"And if you see a billionaire crying today, just remember—they still own 17 sports cars and a private island. They'll be fine." Read the article on Substack!
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"And if you see a billionaire crying today, just remember—they still own 17 sports cars and a private island. They'll be fine." Read the article on Substack!
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February 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Billionaire Meltdown: Harris Uses Billionaire Pocket Change to Fund Universal Childcare
"And if you see a billionaire crying today, just remember—they still own 17 sports cars and a private island. They'll be fine." Read the article on Substack!
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"And if you see a billionaire crying today, just remember—they still own 17 sports cars and a private island. They'll be fine." Read the article on Substack!
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President Harris Announces Pink Tax War! News from another timeline! Because this one sucks! youtube.com/shorts/nXuz5...
President Harris announcement on feminine products.
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February 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
President Harris Announces Pink Tax War! News from another timeline! Because this one sucks! youtube.com/shorts/nXuz5...
President Harris announces Bridge to Mexico Initiative! News in an alternate timeline....Read on Substack! open.substack.com/pub/opposite...
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President Harris Announces Bridge to Mexico
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February 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
President Harris announces Bridge to Mexico Initiative! News in an alternate timeline....Read on Substack! open.substack.com/pub/opposite...
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In her historic inauguration speech, Harris declared, “America have suffered enough. Today, we begin the process of healing the collective trauma that we all endured." Read the alternate timeline news article at Stubstack. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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Timeline shift #DreamScreenAI
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February 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
In her historic inauguration speech, Harris declared, “America have suffered enough. Today, we begin the process of healing the collective trauma that we all endured." Read the alternate timeline news article at Stubstack. substack.com/home/post/p-...
”https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5w2ZaHqmPGs
”https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5w2ZaHqmPGs
The National Mall was packed today as President Kamala Harris was sworn in as the 47th President of the United States, ushering in what political analysts are calling “a break from election idiocy.” Read the article on Substack! open.substack.com/pub/opposite...
February 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The National Mall was packed today as President Kamala Harris was sworn in as the 47th President of the United States, ushering in what political analysts are calling “a break from election idiocy.” Read the article on Substack! open.substack.com/pub/opposite...
PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS SWORN IN, DECLARES ERA OF RADICAL COMPETENCE
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February 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS SWORN IN, DECLARES ERA OF RADICAL COMPETENCE
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