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Oppklipt
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Uhm, yes hello! 👋🏻

31 y/o Norwegian coke zero drinking PS5 gamer and a Twitter migrant cursed with ME. Currently learning Spanish and love painting/drawing. Recently started sewing 🧵🪡

Trying to survive this crazy timeline I’m forced to exist in.
Well, well, well.. look what the cat dragged in.

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January 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM
New guidelines in Norway ahead and the Norwegian ME Foundation was allowed in to make statements. This is going to be voted on in parliament in week 4 and the case will be open for 3 months.

I’m hopeful, but I’m also a realist. They have decided to listen to ”both sides“ of the ME-debate.
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
We had some wind, sort of. Our houses are fine though, just our bins spread all over. We have a lot of storms during wintertime, but I haven’t seen these kind of damages in a while.

The pictures are from the local newspaper and these are just some of the damages.

40 m/s | 90 mph
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
First we found my great grandad on my mothers side and his family in Germany and the US (via My Heritage), then I randomly found a site that lets you search on graves on Christmas Eve.

Everyone, meet my grandfather on my dads side who fell off the earth after the Falkland’s war!
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Merry Christmas, especially to everyone housebound and bedridden ♥️ May you have a PEM-free holiday and I hope you get to enjoy Christmas 🤶🏻
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My dog has been super stressed out cause I’m in such a bad shape. He has been going in and out of my bedroom watching me. He has tears in his eyes and it’s so obvious in this picture. I wonder if he can smell my ME?

He knows. I had to pick him up and he’s now in my bed with me.
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What can I say, I’m a vampire girly 🫢
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dinner at 04.41 in the morning cause microwave is where it’s at. A cup of tea and this will hopefully knock me out in an hour. Fingers crossed!

Reindeer meat cakes, gravy, mashed potatoes and lingonberry jam. Delish!
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Anyone else experiencing this glitch?
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The proof is in the pudding!!

Here’s a video with sound of me asking the guy if he needed any help 😂 look how scared and confused I am 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
All I needed to say in that moment to have a normal life was ”Ok, thanks for telling me. I think I’ll pass.. Feel better soon!“ and I would never have known the horror of ME.

A picture of the school and where I stood as a 15 year old. That building is gone now, but I’ll always remember it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This years first Christmas dinner 😍 Salty lamb! We call it ”Stickmeat.“ My favorite Christmas meal. It slaps every single time and I’ll never get sick of it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
A photograph I took two years ago. We took a drive and I just had to capture this. It looks like it could be Hawaii, but I swear on my life it’s northern Norway.
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m exhausted and I’m dreading tomorrow.. Waking up and feeling the consequences. I’m also so sad about the sweater cause it’s a piece of art. It’s an original Islender sweater and just the yarn is 200$.. And I might have ruined it.

This day gets a 0/10.

The type of sweater for reference 👇🏻
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My mom peeled and chopped the potatoes for me, but I was able to cut cucumbers and make a cucumber salad and put the salmon in the oven.

I woke up today feeling a lot better and I’m always thinking that ”what if I’m starting to get better?“, but I’ve made that mistake before so.. Fool me once..
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I tried Apple’s new live transcript thingy for voicemails and I must say.. it doesn’t work very well in Norway 😂 I’m dying laughing!!
October 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This is how dark my bedroom is. I have to keep it like this and the light that slips through still bothers me. If you look closely you can see my failed attempt at closing the gap.

My sleeping pattern is so chaotic that now is good night for me. Sleeping roulette, will I sleep 12, 17 or 24 hours?
October 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Enjoying some luxury. Heavenly smoked salmon. A classic in Norway and one of my favorite foods.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Roastbeef and pickled onions!
October 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I made it 😍
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Also, this is my drawing of Harry Potter in 2001. I was 8. I drew it in the book. Why? Who knows. Maybe like a dog peeing on stuff to mark it their territory.
October 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The rejection letter translated to English by ChatGPT. This is going to help me so much in my case! I’m so relieved 😍
October 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
For 615 days I’ve been doing 1 lesson a day on Duolingo learning Spanish. Some days (the blue ones) I’ve not been able to and that’s ok. I just really needed something to make me feel accomplished and it does wonders for my mental health.

Anyone else on Duolingo and what language are you learning?
September 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m sorry. That’s the exact same problem we have here. The left wing party that won this election is getting more and more right wing, but they thankfully have to collab with the left to function as a government. This is how much people pay in taxes here, poor to the left and the rich to the right.
September 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Happy 32nd birthday to me! 32 times around the sun. 32 cakes. 11680 days alive and kicking. Even when the kicking got hard 🥳🎈
September 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM