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If we’re playing the game right, we’re supposed to go get MAGAts fired for saying bad things about Jimmy Kimmel right? I’m trying to understand the user manual, but it’s written in crayon and smells like corn chips 🤢
September 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If we’re playing the game right, we’re supposed to go get MAGAts fired for saying bad things about Jimmy Kimmel right? I’m trying to understand the user manual, but it’s written in crayon and smells like corn chips 🤢
Oh yeah…this place exists
a close up of an opossum with its mouth wide open and the word aaa behind it
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September 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh yeah…this place exists
New month, new post
a person is feeding an opossum a pink ice cream cone .
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June 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
New month, new post
It feels crowded here
a group of baby opossums are walking in a row in the grass .
ALT: a group of baby opossums are walking in a row in the grass .
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May 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It feels crowded here
I have arrived!
a cartoon drawing of an opossum with a very long nose
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April 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have arrived!