Opossum Ministry of Information
@opossummoi.bsky.social
Here to educate Andy Behrens, Cousin Josh, and all other opossum skeptics about how awesome we are.
You replaced us as a promo code with Flamingos? Those flaunty fancy feather heads are all show and no substance. Couldn’t take over the world if they tried.
April 11, 2024 at 11:36 PM
You replaced us as a promo code with Flamingos? Those flaunty fancy feather heads are all show and no substance. Couldn’t take over the world if they tried.
To be perfectly honest, these are just our Canadian Geese defenses. We definitely agree on the rudeness of those fowl creatures!
October 27, 2023 at 12:38 PM
To be perfectly honest, these are just our Canadian Geese defenses. We definitely agree on the rudeness of those fowl creatures!
October 24, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Parody account? Someone just made the opossum watch list.
October 13, 2023 at 11:03 AM
Parody account? Someone just made the opossum watch list.
I mean we have thousands of employees who would love to join and talk to @andybehrens.bsky.social
October 12, 2023 at 10:42 PM
I mean we have thousands of employees who would love to join and talk to @andybehrens.bsky.social
I’m not sure who decided you were the ideal person to calm the general public. Yet another sign your species suffers from poor judgement.
October 12, 2023 at 10:27 PM
I’m not sure who decided you were the ideal person to calm the general public. Yet another sign your species suffers from poor judgement.