Roxy Boggs
@opossum-with-wifi.bsky.social
Feral, but with internet access.
Vibes unstable.
Connection worse.
She/her
🧷 safe place for all (except for the opossum’s only natural enemy- bigots)
Vibes unstable.
Connection worse.
She/her
🧷 safe place for all (except for the opossum’s only natural enemy- bigots)
January 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I don’t know when this account became a duck stan account but here we are.
Thank you. #InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay for alerting me to the fact I have a bazillion pictures of ducks on my phone.
Thank you. #InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay for alerting me to the fact I have a bazillion pictures of ducks on my phone.
January 7, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I don’t know when this account became a duck stan account but here we are.
Thank you. #InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay for alerting me to the fact I have a bazillion pictures of ducks on my phone.
Thank you. #InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay for alerting me to the fact I have a bazillion pictures of ducks on my phone.
January 7, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Started therapy today. It’s long overdue. Immediately got diagnosed with PTSD. Fun!
#mentalhealth #therapy #ptsd #EvenOpossumsGetDepressed
#mentalhealth #therapy #ptsd #EvenOpossumsGetDepressed
January 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Started therapy today. It’s long overdue. Immediately got diagnosed with PTSD. Fun!
#mentalhealth #therapy #ptsd #EvenOpossumsGetDepressed
#mentalhealth #therapy #ptsd #EvenOpossumsGetDepressed
Friday night dance party.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Friday night dance party.
I’m staying at a hotel tonight so I can attend a family Christmas get together tomorrow.
It’s refreshing to practice existential dread in a neutral space.The wall mounted soap and shampoo in cages in the shower really make this feel like a luxurious get away.
It’s refreshing to practice existential dread in a neutral space.The wall mounted soap and shampoo in cages in the shower really make this feel like a luxurious get away.
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I’m staying at a hotel tonight so I can attend a family Christmas get together tomorrow.
It’s refreshing to practice existential dread in a neutral space.The wall mounted soap and shampoo in cages in the shower really make this feel like a luxurious get away.
It’s refreshing to practice existential dread in a neutral space.The wall mounted soap and shampoo in cages in the shower really make this feel like a luxurious get away.
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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you guys are like little bugs in the terrarium of my phone
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
you guys are like little bugs in the terrarium of my phone
In 2025 I lost (in chronological order):
My dad
My mom
My cat
My uterus
Even though this means I enter 2026 as a sterile (and slightly feral) orphan, I say: Good riddance to 2025. 🖕
#GoodRiddanceTo2025 #NewYear #Byeeeee #ThisYearHasGotToBeBetter
My dad
My mom
My cat
My uterus
Even though this means I enter 2026 as a sterile (and slightly feral) orphan, I say: Good riddance to 2025. 🖕
#GoodRiddanceTo2025 #NewYear #Byeeeee #ThisYearHasGotToBeBetter
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
In 2025 I lost (in chronological order):
My dad
My mom
My cat
My uterus
Even though this means I enter 2026 as a sterile (and slightly feral) orphan, I say: Good riddance to 2025. 🖕
#GoodRiddanceTo2025 #NewYear #Byeeeee #ThisYearHasGotToBeBetter
My dad
My mom
My cat
My uterus
Even though this means I enter 2026 as a sterile (and slightly feral) orphan, I say: Good riddance to 2025. 🖕
#GoodRiddanceTo2025 #NewYear #Byeeeee #ThisYearHasGotToBeBetter
OK Christmas is over, 2025 is almost gone. Time to start dreading Valentine’s Day. Gotta get a real good dread going.
#ValentinesDay #Bye2025 #LilMissPessimist
#ValentinesDay #Bye2025 #LilMissPessimist
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
OK Christmas is over, 2025 is almost gone. Time to start dreading Valentine’s Day. Gotta get a real good dread going.
#ValentinesDay #Bye2025 #LilMissPessimist
#ValentinesDay #Bye2025 #LilMissPessimist
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Coffee first. Existence second. Everything else is optional. ☕️
Coffee coffee coffee ack.
#Coffee #BarelyHuman #SoTired
Coffee coffee coffee ack.
#Coffee #BarelyHuman #SoTired
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Coffee first. Existence second. Everything else is optional. ☕️
Coffee coffee coffee ack.
#Coffee #BarelyHuman #SoTired
Coffee coffee coffee ack.
#Coffee #BarelyHuman #SoTired
Reposted by Roxy Boggs
I love this painting.
There's such a hidden story there.
Is the painter being annoying?
Is the painting meant to be put above the snack drawer her already chunky husband keeps raiding?
Or is she judging us through the mists of time?
Marco Basaiti - Portrait of a Lady early 1500
There's such a hidden story there.
Is the painter being annoying?
Is the painting meant to be put above the snack drawer her already chunky husband keeps raiding?
Or is she judging us through the mists of time?
Marco Basaiti - Portrait of a Lady early 1500
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I love this painting.
There's such a hidden story there.
Is the painter being annoying?
Is the painting meant to be put above the snack drawer her already chunky husband keeps raiding?
Or is she judging us through the mists of time?
Marco Basaiti - Portrait of a Lady early 1500
There's such a hidden story there.
Is the painter being annoying?
Is the painting meant to be put above the snack drawer her already chunky husband keeps raiding?
Or is she judging us through the mists of time?
Marco Basaiti - Portrait of a Lady early 1500
The difference between the words corny and horny is a single (mistyped) letter and a world of meaning! Don’t forget to proofread, though typos can sometimes be delightful little surprises and lead you in directions you didn’t know you needed.
#typo #OneLetter #HappySurprises
#typo #OneLetter #HappySurprises
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The difference between the words corny and horny is a single (mistyped) letter and a world of meaning! Don’t forget to proofread, though typos can sometimes be delightful little surprises and lead you in directions you didn’t know you needed.
#typo #OneLetter #HappySurprises
#typo #OneLetter #HappySurprises
Reposted by Roxy Boggs
Good morning and happy New Year's Eve to everyone. Time zones are so weird. Australia is already in 2026. Europe is still in 2025. And the United States is in 1933.
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Good morning and happy New Year's Eve to everyone. Time zones are so weird. Australia is already in 2026. Europe is still in 2025. And the United States is in 1933.
NYE menu:
charcuterie I found, not bought
grapes I absolutely earned
cheese I will regret but emotionally need
one unidentifiable snack (bugs? Pretzel dogs?)
midnight plans: make eye contact with 2026,hiss politely, continue living
#OpossumLife #NYE2026 #SnackGoals #TrashToTable #HissAtTheFuture
charcuterie I found, not bought
grapes I absolutely earned
cheese I will regret but emotionally need
one unidentifiable snack (bugs? Pretzel dogs?)
midnight plans: make eye contact with 2026,hiss politely, continue living
#OpossumLife #NYE2026 #SnackGoals #TrashToTable #HissAtTheFuture
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
NYE menu:
charcuterie I found, not bought
grapes I absolutely earned
cheese I will regret but emotionally need
one unidentifiable snack (bugs? Pretzel dogs?)
midnight plans: make eye contact with 2026,hiss politely, continue living
#OpossumLife #NYE2026 #SnackGoals #TrashToTable #HissAtTheFuture
charcuterie I found, not bought
grapes I absolutely earned
cheese I will regret but emotionally need
one unidentifiable snack (bugs? Pretzel dogs?)
midnight plans: make eye contact with 2026,hiss politely, continue living
#OpossumLife #NYE2026 #SnackGoals #TrashToTable #HissAtTheFuture
2025 is finally almost over.
If nothing else, this year taught me resilience, creative swearing, and that rock bottom has a basement.
Anyway. See you in 2026. Don’t touch me.
#GoodRiddance2025 #SurvivedOutOfSpite #RockBottomBasement #PleaseBeNormal #HereWeAre
#2026PleaseBeBetter
If nothing else, this year taught me resilience, creative swearing, and that rock bottom has a basement.
Anyway. See you in 2026. Don’t touch me.
#GoodRiddance2025 #SurvivedOutOfSpite #RockBottomBasement #PleaseBeNormal #HereWeAre
#2026PleaseBeBetter
December 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
2025 is finally almost over.
If nothing else, this year taught me resilience, creative swearing, and that rock bottom has a basement.
Anyway. See you in 2026. Don’t touch me.
#GoodRiddance2025 #SurvivedOutOfSpite #RockBottomBasement #PleaseBeNormal #HereWeAre
#2026PleaseBeBetter
If nothing else, this year taught me resilience, creative swearing, and that rock bottom has a basement.
Anyway. See you in 2026. Don’t touch me.
#GoodRiddance2025 #SurvivedOutOfSpite #RockBottomBasement #PleaseBeNormal #HereWeAre
#2026PleaseBeBetter