The Office for Preservation of Normalcy
@opnalerts.bsky.social
We are dedicated to protecting the consensus of “normality” among citizens in North America. Ghosts, aliens, magic - since 1927, the OPN has handled it all!
He sees you when you’re sleeping - but does anyone else? Schedule regular checks for surveillance devices!
December 6, 2023 at 12:25 AM
He sees you when you’re sleeping - but does anyone else? Schedule regular checks for surveillance devices!
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! Be wary of turkey homonculi and stuffing elementals while you enjoy the holiday!
November 23, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! Be wary of turkey homonculi and stuffing elementals while you enjoy the holiday!
Dealing with the Gentry? Remember Nomenclature Opsec. If they ask you for your name, "Just say N.O."
November 20, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Dealing with the Gentry? Remember Nomenclature Opsec. If they ask you for your name, "Just say N.O."
Viral Tiktok trend, or dancing plague? If you believe you’ve been exposed, submit yourself for a F.R.A.N.C.E. today!
November 18, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Viral Tiktok trend, or dancing plague? If you believe you’ve been exposed, submit yourself for a F.R.A.N.C.E. today!
Having trouble remembering when you transform? Download the PhaseTracker app on the iPhone or Google Play store, and never let another full moon take you by surprise!
November 17, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Having trouble remembering when you transform? Download the PhaseTracker app on the iPhone or Google Play store, and never let another full moon take you by surprise!
Don’t give Jones an inch - he’ll take a nautical mile! Observe all nautical rituals and safety precautions.
November 16, 2023 at 1:43 PM
Don’t give Jones an inch - he’ll take a nautical mile! Observe all nautical rituals and safety precautions.
Working at the Office:
November 15, 2023 at 2:05 PM
Working at the Office:
Good morning! Norm won't tell me why my computer monitor is full of seawater and dead fish, so I'm gonna be posting memes today instead of what I had set up!
November 15, 2023 at 2:03 PM
Good morning! Norm won't tell me why my computer monitor is full of seawater and dead fish, so I'm gonna be posting memes today instead of what I had set up!
Unlicensed necromancy is a federal crime! Make sure your license is up to date with the Necromantic Licensing Authority.
November 14, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Unlicensed necromancy is a federal crime! Make sure your license is up to date with the Necromantic Licensing Authority.
Undead and uncertain what your future holds? Check out one of our lifepath seminars for the recently un-deceased. Just because your life ended doesn’t mean it has to be over!
November 13, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Undead and uncertain what your future holds? Check out one of our lifepath seminars for the recently un-deceased. Just because your life ended doesn’t mean it has to be over!
Practice safe summoning! Only use demonic informants approved by the Board of Infernal Affairs. Remember: Better safe than soulless!
November 13, 2023 at 10:44 AM
Practice safe summoning! Only use demonic informants approved by the Board of Infernal Affairs. Remember: Better safe than soulless!