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Ophira Eisenberg
@ophirae.bsky.social
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standup, podcast host, writer, probably more
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Listening made me so happy and made me miss my #PJ friends 🤷
#ParentingIsAJoke: Live from #PodJam: Parenting, Potty Training, and How to Talk to Kids About Politics
@ophirae.bsky.social @desgoble.bsky.social @tyevs3 @raychos.bsky.social @aaronecarroll.bsky.social
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April 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
ophirae.bsky.social
with these egg prices, easter egg hunts will be only for the richest people in America this year
March 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Talking with @johnmoe.bsky.social on @depreshmode.bsky.social was better than 10 years of therapy. it’s audio ketamine!

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Surviving Trauma and Having a Few Laughs with Ophira Eisenberg | Maximum Fun
The acclaimed writer, comedian, and podcast host opens up about major events in her life.
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February 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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kvonyborg.bsky.social
Boundaries, parenting, exploiting our children for profit & 90s ribbon dancing ❤️
This pod has everything 🤣
#ParentingIsAJoke: Staying Healthy After Going Going Viral with Katie Love @ophirae.bsky.social
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a man covering his face with his hands in front of a map
Alt: a man covering his face with his hands in front of a map
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February 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Got any weekend plans? Selected Shorts come to The Stissing Center for Arts and Culture in Pine Plains, NY, on March 9! Host @ophirae.bsky.social will be joined by Lauren Ambrose, Teagle F. Bougere, and David Strathairn for an evening of stories about transformation. Tix on sale now! bit.ly/3XeRPDz
February 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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i’m so excited for this!
February 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I could listen to these 2 chat all day. Love hearing Katie's story!
#ParentingIsAJoke: Katie Love Loves Being The Breadwinner @ophirae.bsky.social
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February 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
ophirae.bsky.social
i just read that the odds keep going up that, 7 years from now, an asteroid will smash into Earth.
so there you go, some good news.
February 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Parenting may be a B- but the comedy is stellar. I wish I could see @ophirae.bsky.social & @mattgoldich.bsky.social together at QED on March 13th. 🍻
#ParentingIsAJoke:
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February 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Not a drag queen.
Not a transgender human being.
Not an undocumented immigrant.
antifaoperative.bsky.social Beks @antifaoperative.bsky.social · Feb 6
Samuel Andrew McCall, 25, youth volunteer at a church in Troy, AL, has been charged with possessing child sexual abuse material w intent to disseminate. He was released on a 25k bond. They haven’t released the name of the church yet.
February 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Between the Super Bowl and bird flu – this is a bad week to be a chicken.
February 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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a friend just bragged to me that he’s never had an amazon package stolen. the new mark of a lucky life.
February 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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my 9yo son noticed a vending machine for tampons in a public women’s restroom and yelled, “wait- they’re extorting money from women every month just because they get a period?”
I was extremely proud.
… and then we reviewed the definition of extortion
February 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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kvonyborg.bsky.social
i’m curious what podcasts you guys listen to? 🤔🎧

My top 10:
1.Stand Up With Pete @petedominick.bsky.social
2.Toni and Ryan
3.Parenting Is A Joke @ophirae.bsky.social
4.Muckrake Political Podcast
5. @popsonhopspod.bsky.social
6.PoliticsGirl
7.Democracyish
8.Handsome
9.Master Plan
10.New Abnormal
polkadottedlily.bsky.social ariel⸆⸉ (is writing a novel) @polkadottedlily.bsky.social · Feb 4
i’m curious what podcasts you guys listen to? 🤔🎧

my top five:

1. Toni and Ryan
2. My Favorite Murder
3. Two Hot Takes
4. Clutch My Pearls
5. Beautiful and Bothered
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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shuttdown medicaid but tik tok is back so i hope your fav influencer can diagnose and treat you!
January 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I just heard a man yell at his dog “inside voice, Charles inside voice!”

i’m not sure he understands that he has a… dog
January 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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"We turned out fine..."
I typically follow that up with "I mean clearly not GREAT but I'm ok..." 🤣
#ParentingIsAJoke: Surviving Trails and Tantrums with @thesallybrooks.bsky.social w/ @ophirae.bsky.social
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January 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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social media : net zero
January 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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does anyone else’s kid start every other sentence with “POV ….” ??
January 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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These moms are so fun and even better together.
I got told all the time I talked too much in school - I made a career out of it. 🤷 The talkers will be fine.
#ParentingIsAJoke: @BizLawerence is Emotionally Forward with Her Kids w/ @ophirae.bsky.social
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January 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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If you wonder why there's so much #FemaleRage, give today's snack-isode a listen.
Parenting is a Joke: Too Much Stuff, Too Little Support with @BizLawerence & @ophirae.bsky.social
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January 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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These are Rachel Bloom’s funniest podcast moments, all in one playlist. Feat:
- Rachel Bloom’s parenting style @ophirae.bsky.social
- The St. Elsewhere Cinematic Universe @cbbworld.bsky.social
- How She Avoided Offending Priests @npr.org
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Rachel Bloom: A Roundup of Podcast Moments
Hilarious podcast moments featuring Rachel Bloom, including her jokes on parenting styles, priests, and 14-year-old boys.
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January 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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so many of us are relying on social media to get news about our friends and loved ones in LA who are dealing with this devastation and it is so weird / disturbing to see the 🔥 emoji used to just represent fire
January 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I'm definitely not an #IntenseParent...
I'm more with Mike Pesca - they won't die if left alone 🤷
Parenting is a Joke: @MikePeasca Is Raising A Few Good Men
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December 17, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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on todays @parentingisajoke ep, Journalist, podcaster and dad @milkepescs.bsky.social shares how his kids are expertly navigating the complexities of today’s world — even if they still can’t quite tie their shoes! 🤔👟

listen to this ep! tinyurl.com/2hj5a5bx
December 17, 2024 at 5:35 PM