Don’t yuck my yum! I do a perfectly good job of it myself.

And this is why my first dates never become second dates

I like to call these orange cones “January.”

While I may offer a safe space for my community, it is not for everyone. If you have any pain, discomfort, impatience, hatred, etc. toward any marginalized community, I ask that you go fuck yourself vigorously with a broken glass dildo covered in sandpaper, salt, and turpentine.

Some come to play
Some come to slay
And as for... ooh... I just come.

Hola. Bonjour, hi! It's Ophelia Quim. A variety streamer with a passion for all sorts of games from Dead by Daylight to JRPGs and 90s Point/Click Adventure Games. Come join me as we enjoy some shenanigans and fuckery all around!